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amishburrito
Registered Member #1185
Joined: Fri Oct 30 2009, 09:53AMPosts: 352 |
I've heard taking a handful of pills is actually not painless and it's one of the worst feelings you can have while dying. There's the ol' hose connected from the exhaust of your car and in through the window The way I want to go out though is by making a grid of piano wire on my front door before i tape a garbage bag around the frame, then I run full speed at it and gib myself into tiny chunks ready for the garbage man. Anyone else want to kill themselves? Don't fucking say don't do it |
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| peacebypeice |
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
i'm sure you are expecting a don't do it, but if you are going to do it, do something cool at least. Go rent a nice car and drive it off a cliff, or go skydying and take your parachute off before/while you jump or something. make it interesting and fun at least |
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| 3stripeninja |
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Registered Member #594
Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
i wanna be hit by a roller coaster LOL | ||
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
Faves. Requires: sawn-off shotgun, clown costume, wig and make up. Bonus points for squeaky oversized shoes and a loose white jumpsuit with colorful spots. Circus music is recommended but not necessary Practice applying your makeup for a convincing clown look. This is your big day, you don't want to look like a confused crack whore Hide your shotgun. Bonus points for hilarious disguises such as a bouquet of plastic flowers Walk into the local elementary school Pick a class room. First graders are an appropriate audience so doing discreet research beforehand is recommended. Leave any music box outside the door and turn it on just as you step in Step in smiling widely and greet the children in a boisterous manner. Lines such as "hey kids, Bozo the clown is here!" are optimal. Practice in front of a mirror beforehand. You only have one shot at this Ignore the teacher and ask the kids if they wish to see a magic trick. Remember to over emote and speak with a funny voice Time for the big finale! If your weapon's disguise is good enough, the kids aren't hiding under their tables yet and you're still smiling like a retard, captivating their attention with your show. Tell them you're going to use the flowers to make your head disappear! Remember to smile all the way through as you bring the flowers to your mouth and make the magic work. Leaning slightly forward is likely to give a better view Success! Your show will be the talk of the community for years to come and will not be easily forgotten! annnd Acquire a Santa Claus costume, a suicide bomb, a large bag, and several stuffed animals. Around mid-December, fill the bag with the stuffed animals and equip the suicide bomb to yourself underneath your Santa Claus costume. Stand on the roof of a fairly tall, but low enough for people to notice you, building above a crowded street. Gently toss the stuffed animals over the edge of the roof while shouting, "Ho, ho, ho!" "Merry Christmas!" etc. This should draw the attention of several small children. If it doesn't, try to advertise your, "deed," as best you can from the rooftop. When you've either: Drawn the attention of a substantial amount of children Run out of stuffed animals, or Drawn the attention of the local authorities, throw yourself over the edge of the building while screaming, Allah! When you're roughly 20 feet from the ground, detonate the bomb. If you've performed this correctly, your corpse should be blown to pieces, showering several children with your mutilated remains. This will permanently scar the minds of every child who witnesses your heroic act. |
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
Hold your breath and keep it held while you fall unconscious (drowning is cheating). That's how real men do it. | ||
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Go to the top of a very tall building near a busy intersection, wrap yourself in barbwire and tie one end to something sturdy and jump off, when you are falling the barb wire is unwrapping and you shower the street with lots and lots of pieces of yourself | ||
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| amishburrito |
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amishburrito
Registered Member #1185
Joined: Fri Oct 30 2009, 09:53AM Posts: 352 |
Noname|Boom wrote ... Hold your breath and keep it held while you fall unconscious (drowning is cheating). That's how real men do it. that wouldn't do shit |
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| kamikaze |
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Registered Member #764
Joined: Sat Jun 30 2007, 01:17AMPosts: 542 |
rip off your dick and choke yourself with it. Thats all suicidal people are good for |
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| Cookie Monster |
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Registered Member #770
Joined: Tue Jul 03 2007, 03:16PMPosts: 696 |
Kami.. go kill yourself. | ||
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Tie a wire around your neck and then glue both hands to each side of your head. Tie the wire to something high you can jump off of. when you jump, u will be decapitated BUT it will look like you pulled your own head off... to the people who find you. Lols will be had. | ||
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