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That one guy...
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amishburrito wrote ... You'd run out of breath and die?
Noname|Boom wrote ... Hold your breath and keep it held while you fall unconscious (drowning is cheating). That's how real men do it. that wouldn't do shit |
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Noname|Boom wrote ... amishburrito wrote ... You'd run out of breath and die?Noname|Boom wrote ... Hold your breath and keep it held while you fall unconscious (drowning is cheating). That's how real men do it. that wouldn't do shit You pass out, the your parasympathetic nervous system starts it up again, OBVIOUSLY |
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
Kcow wrote ... The point was that it's physically impossible; therefore making it manly. Way to butcher it, guys.
Noname|Boom wrote ... amishburrito wrote ... You'd run out of breath and die?Noname|Boom wrote ... Hold your breath and keep it held while you fall unconscious (drowning is cheating). That's how real men do it. that wouldn't do shit You pass out, the your parasympathetic nervous system starts it up again, OBVIOUSLY |
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Go to an open mic night, a popular one. Read the "numbers" poem for as long as possible (Trigger happy TV - the guy counts to one million at an open mic night, hilarity ensues) count as high as you can before they look like they are losing interest and people are leaving, then shoot self in face. Drive call filled with explosives and jet engine fuel into the white house. Steel only gets weak at 600 degrees, but the white house is made of wood and stone and it will burn quite faster. Do the job right, use rocket fuel. EDIT: Noname, we're trying to take this seriously. come on man.. Edited Sun May 02 2010, 11:38PM |
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Zero wrote ... Steel only gets weak at 600 degrees what's worse is that I can pretty safely predict that you got this information from 'Loose Change' or whatever that bullshit documentary was called |
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| Glas4d |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
Swallow a pack of mighty mites attached to a long fuse that comes out of your mouth. Then light the fuse and feel it go through your digestive track. Edited Mon May 03 2010, 01:05AM | ||
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Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
NoSkill wrote ... Tie a wire around your neck and then glue both hands to each side of your head. Tie the wire to something high you can jump off of. when you jump, u will be decapitated BUT it will look like you pulled your own head off... to the people who find you. Lols will be had. /thread |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM Posts: 2809 |
kd. wrote ... Zero wrote ... Steel only gets weak at 600 degrees what's worse is that I can pretty safely predict that you got this information from 'Loose Change' or whatever that bullshit documentary was called I like your assumption, but no. In Loose Change, they testify that the report of how it happened WAS wrong because they said steel wouldn't collapse at what temperature the jet fuel was at. The 600 I got from South park and how Cartman was trying to blame 9/11 on Kyle |
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v3ct0rman
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Glas4d wrote ... rofl?
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