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Registered Member #511
Joined: Sun Dec 17 2006, 05:28PMPosts: 59 |
Hi, im PuNk furreal i know alot of people on this forum get in depth about God and religion well i have many assignments to complete for my religion class i need to be done by 11:00 pm eastern time its 3:22 right now, so i would like to ask if anyone actually felt up to it to help me with the assignments, they must end up being around a page each and cannot go over one page, so if anyone is actually up to it here are some of the possibilities -Read 2 articles on New Testament themes and write summaries -Outline the structure of the four gospels -Write a one page letter to God -Write your own Creed-Set of Beliefs -Watch TV for one hour with the eys of a christian. Write what you observed -Find the names of 5 Contemporary theologians giving their individual importance -Write about Galilee around the time of Jesus -Pick a saint or doctor of the church and write a report: Augustine, Anselm, et al -Read what Jesus has to say about children in the gospels then observe a young child for an hour, Write your observations. what did you learn? |
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Joined: Tue Apr 03 2007, 11:59PMPosts: 128 |
your fucked...................... | ||
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Jesus not HeyZeus
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Joined: Mon Jul 31 2006, 03:49AMPosts: 332 |
sux for u dude have fun with that | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Dear God, Why did you make me gay and then make it a sin to touch other men? How can I be straight when you made Dane Cook so sexy? Just look at him with his perpetual 5 o'clock shadow, perfectly messed up hair, and that ass! In closing, God, I think it is fucked up that you made me gay, and then told me that I cannot touch the manly fruit. Thanks a lot, Fetus P.S - Could you send me some money? Edited Sun May 13 2007, 08:13PM |
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Registered Member #511
Joined: Sun Dec 17 2006, 05:28PM Posts: 59 |
closer, has to be a page long | ||
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
you have to do one of those or all of them? thats easy as hell. You cant formulate a letter to God? Ask him about the meaning of life, why your life is the way it is, what is your purpose, will I ever be happy, why is Omega so sexy, why are people gay, whats the deal with mosquitos, what are women for, can I have some Piecookies? Im so glad im good at spouting bs, you should learn sometime | ||
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Registered Member #511
Joined: Sun Dec 17 2006, 05:28PM Posts: 59 |
i have to do all those and more, im currently working on the harder ones to get them out of the wayyyyy and i know a letter to God is easy thats why i posted it here | ||
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Joined: Thu Jun 15 2006, 01:55AMPosts: 888 |
In the time it took you to make this thread, you could have done one, if not two of those assignments. Not to mention, I doubt anyone here is going to write any shit like that for you. I would, but it would be utter blasphemy. | ||
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Registered Member #511
Joined: Sun Dec 17 2006, 05:28PM Posts: 59 |
i just completed four (none of the ones listed above) lol and blasphemy and bullshit (which is slightly believeable) is welcome =p Edited Sun May 13 2007, 08:50PM |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PM Posts: 1058 |
ill do any english related h/w for paypal! : P | ||
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