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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
I got drunk on Tuesday with my roommates (bringing in spring break). I got like twice as drunk as I should have been. I blacked out. I wake up at 11:30 the next morning, still noticably too drunk to legally operate a vehicle. I have a 20 minute commute to work and I work at 12. I noticed a few things in my stumbling attempt to get ready to leave: 1, I had ripped my sweatshirt down the middle (I can only assume that I thought it was choking me when I went to bed), 2, I had a horrible pain in my elbow (I fall down a lot when I get like this), and 3, when I went to check my computer to see the weather, I noticed a huge puddle of water sitting underneath my keyboard and mouse, and a water cup laying tipped over next to it. Fuck. So, I had completely fried my keyboard (the mouse survived, somehow). I just borrowed this current keyboard from my parents, and I ordered a new wireless keyboard and mouse set I found on Newegg for a decent price. I can't find the link though, I was gonna ask for opinions on it. Either way, I figured I would explain the glorious lack of my presence here for the last weekish. I'm really pumped about this wireless keyboard though. I hope watching porn from my bed is as good as I hope it will be. |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
I never understood how the fuck people blacked out when they drink. Then I started to like liquor and it all made sense to me, lol. normally I wake up in a bathtub naked with soggy bread all over me when I black out, so consider yourself lucky, at least you don't spill cups of water all over your dignity. p.s. about the porn thing, you will be disappointed. |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
I wasn't drinking liquor. I did a century club (100 minute power hour) and then played thunderstruck (caught the second long part) and then started playing asshole. Oh, here's the keyboard: -[link]- Edited Mon Mar 30 2009, 03:47AM |
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Bandito, we always knew you were a retard. Glad you've come to terms with that. Congrats buddy | ||
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| Kool-Aid |
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Registered Member #815
Joined: Tue Jul 31 2007, 11:33PMPosts: 852 |
Way to fuck up you're keyboard. Gj nub. |
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Registered Member #815
Joined: Tue Jul 31 2007, 11:33PM Posts: 852 |
your* Crap.... | ||
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
Psh a wireless keyboard? Look what I just bought. -[link]- The green and black -[link]- -[link]- Not like it means much to people who don't paintball but, I just want to flaunt. |
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| Glas4d |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
Yeah those are top of the line shit. But idk it just seems like you get tired of paintball fast. My buddy who use to be on a sick speedball team already out grew it in like 2 years. | ||
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM Posts: 1776 |
I hope I don't grow out of paintball, I truely hope I don't. | ||
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
Shame...lol | ||
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