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Chaser of Orbs
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Joined: Sat Jun 24 2006, 02:02PMPosts: 193 |
ok, today this old bitch at my office came up to me while i was printing some stuff. She looked at the stuff i printed, picked it up, SMELLED the paper, and started rubbing it with her fingers, all the while im standing there speechless, partly from her ugliness (gets me every time) and that she stole my damn paper and was getting kinky with it. she then said, "is this official?" i almost said "of course it is bitch, why else would i print it at work?" except that it wasnt quite true. it was a text document that i needed to print for my mom (i broke my printer at home) and so i was like "well...no." then she shoved the paper in my hand and said "feel it". i was like wtf...but i felt it. then she picked up a "regular" sheet of paper and said "now feel this. feel the difference" no bitch. i dont. its fucking paper. but she is higher up than i am, so i said "yes" then "well this stuff you printed on is EXPENSIVE paper. we dont waste EXPENSIVE paper. only use this paper if you have to." goddamn. i fucking hate you. who gives a shit? its fucking paper. and its one damn sheet. and she keeps reminding me. I have to walk by her office to get to the printer, and she asks if i am wasting paper. im like, bitch, you making fun of me? fucking old people. |
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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
heheheh, when I screw up at wor, I tell them I'm new and just a lowly intern, then make them feel bad for giving me a hard time lol | ||
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#woo
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Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
Dude...you got owned by an old lady? She raged you good  Get back at her by switching her pills with viagra or something...then make your move..woops wrong thread. W/e works here too! DO IT!
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Chaser of Orbs
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Joined: Sat Jun 24 2006, 02:02PM Posts: 193 |
LOL might try that...shes got a nice ass...oh god...what am i saying? shes fucking hideous! 
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The Original MilfHunter
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
LoL, the paper bitch owned you,,, next time tell her that you brought a few sheets from home. 
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Chaser of Orbs
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Joined: Sat Jun 24 2006, 02:02PM Posts: 193 |
haha! good idea! like the owned .gif btw...:)
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Dont worry, I have to work with 3 gay people where I work, and they talk about tucking their dicks back to look like chicks. I got in trouble already for saying something about them and one of them went back and ratted on me. I dont understand why they can talk about duct taping their man tits together to look like cleavage, or tape their dicks back to look like a women, and then I say one thing and I get in trouble? Man 21st centry sucks! Its only good for gaming
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Chaser of Orbs
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Joined: Sat Jun 24 2006, 02:02PM Posts: 193 |
haha yup. sticking to my virtual world 
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