10+ years / FT Legacy

alcosatz, Thu Jul 16 2015, 01:24AM

So I was digging through old email and I found a registration notice from -[email]- from 4/18/2005. This email informed me that I should keep the information included in that email for my personal records. My account information is as follows...

FUCK! 2005?!

For you folks that were not around back then, quart-life.com was the forum site for the FT community at that time. I'm not going to be a (more than usual) dick and pretend that I know what happened before April of 2005. I do remember taking a sick day around this time. I might have spent the day nursing a hangover. I might have also spent the day playing CSS on an FT server.

FT is much older than me. I didn't ask many questions when I got involved because we all know that I was too busy scheming about the cs_office rules / plugins / drama that I wanted to inflict on you! Joking aside: changing forums in 2005 was onerous (as was changing server hosting, but that's another story...) I remember feeling crushed that I would lose my post count on the old forums.

It's amazingly boner-tingling that this site still exists. It's also incredibly depressing that I still visit this site.

I don't really know how to take the edge off of that--it IS depressing. There are also amazing stories to tell; like the one where abortedfetus convinces Kalibur that he was gay.

Maybe we should spin some FT tales? The word around the campfire is that Nostie has a girlfriend.

What the hell happened to Ian?
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Knightrider, Thu Jul 16 2015, 12:49PM

Back in 2007-2008ish Kremit somehow got my number and was really high and kept asking me to come over and hang out.

I made this gem:
Knightrider wrote ...

You must think that I am the king of detecting sarcasm in what you type.

The way you are wording your posts make it seem like you just see girls as pieces of ass. We are sorry Noskill, our dicks haven't plundered into countless pieces of ass. At least some of us can respect women for who they are and not for their gigantic, bulging fake tits and probably loose vagina.

Sex should be saved for when it matters most, not an abused privilege like you make it to be.

Still one of the most cringeworthy posts anyone has ever made on any public forum ever.

Posts about anal sex:
-[link]-

Trueagle, the bone-smoker, said this:
[FT wrote ...
tRuEAgLe]
Congrats to all of you!!!! I just got my first oversized hemroid that i removed with a butter Knife!!!!

ITS GOOD TO BE OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


God, so many gems, you couldn't spend an entire day and pick out enough good shit from here.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
b4ndito, Fri Jul 17 2015, 06:28PM

I am truthfully scared of the shit I posted on this site in 2008. I was such a moron.

I don't know why I keep coming back here. I really don't. I sure loved playing CSS with you all, but I don't game in any variety. I guess I'm just paying homage to a part of me that once existed.

You all are great dudes, we had a lot of fun. There really isn't a way for us to connect anymore outside of FT forums. The shit we joke about isn't really kosher on any other form of social media.


I play D&D every week with my brothers and some friends. It's largely a blast. I've actually taken to writing a bunch of campaigns up and I have considered attempting to get a job with Wizards of the Coast... but I would have to move cross-country I'd imagine. I have a lot of fun with it though, I can channel my creativity pretty well into it.

I have a girlfriend who is perfect. I am back in school, finally (Straight A's motherfuckers). I am working at a restaurant, making good money and hanging out with people I genuinely like.



The oddest thing about this site is wondering about the guys who don't come here anymore. Goat. Eagle. Steel. I kinda wonder what dudes like that are up to.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Knightrider, Fri Jul 17 2015, 08:14PM

Steel still games professionally. He's into the whole CS:GO comp thing. Have no idea about the other guys though.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
scope_uk, Mon Aug 17 2015, 02:06AM

I have genuine anxiety that Aborted Fetus was arrested for crimes against propriety. A genuine anxiety that there's a little, balding, pot bellied FBI/CIA/SAS/MI5/KGB/FSB internet forensic investigator posing as one of you and reading all of our cringe worthy posts.

A genuine anxiety that my tinfoil hat may not be working.

Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
emerican, Tue Aug 18 2015, 01:08PM

Wow, where has the time gone? I'm sorry so many of you had to deal with me in my most immature stage. If anyone wants to game, you can catch me occasionally on Xbox Live, gamertag Fuhrer Goodell.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Night_Ninja, Tue Sep 01 2015, 01:34AM

I can't believe this is still up. I saw that I was in a Fish Tank Clan group on steam and went, "What the hell, let's see."

I'm still playing a load of CS:GO. Just got my first software development job too. Life is good. Glad to see you guys are still around.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
V3cT0rMan, Tue Sep 01 2015, 07:27PM

I wish I was around for the golden years.... frown I feel like the last guy to die from smallpox before it was eradicated. Although I do remember seeing some gems from when MadV & Killtime (irl friends) posted threads and went HAM on the FT servers to get their kdr's high. Good ol Pracket rages and stripe noscope headshots are the only fond memories I can recall. That and surfing my ass off for hours on end. GOOD times, goooood times.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Wu-banga, Thu Oct 22 2015, 04:03AM

Knightrider wrote ...

Steel still games professionally. He's into the whole CS:GO comp thing. Have no idea about the other guys though.
Woah, haven't heard that name in awhile. TasteColdSteel?

Anyway I need more of you guys on Steam.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Knightrider, Thu Oct 22 2015, 12:04PM

Wu-banga wrote ...

Knightrider wrote ...

Steel still games professionally. He's into the whole CS:GO comp thing. Have no idea about the other guys though.
Woah, haven't heard that name in awhile. TasteColdSteel?

Anyway I need more of you guys on Steam.

Not TasteColdSteel, Steel as in Jesus/Steel, that Jewish named guy.

My steam name is majp89

You can add it, I'm on almost every day.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
b4ndito, Mon Oct 26 2015, 03:53PM

I'm getting a new laptop so I might be on steam from time to time. Doubt I'll game much but we can always talk.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
amishburrito, Tue Oct 27 2015, 05:29PM

Says he's getting a new laptop and doesn't post specs. Who does this guy think he is?
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Zero, Wed Oct 28 2015, 07:05PM

I was such an immature child when I was in FT. Its weird to think its been so many years and all that has happened in between. With never confirming Kever's gender, Wu's cousin fucking stories, and fucking with Ruskiy Soldat literally on a daily basis... this place was the tits.


I still game from time to time if anyone wants to add me. For whatever reason, I was kicked from the Fishtank Clan on Steam...


Steam: justin82954
PSN: therealdeal1220
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
V3cT0rMan, Wed Oct 28 2015, 09:48PM

Zero wrote ...

With never confirming Kever's gender

I thought we established the PC term for Kever was Transgender
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
b4ndito, Fri Oct 30 2015, 03:20PM

Vectorman who are you
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
V3cT0rMan, Fri Oct 30 2015, 09:03PM

b4ndito wrote ...

Vectorman who are you
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Zero, Sun Nov 08 2015, 06:53AM

black man quoting the whitest song ever. Oh right I remember where I am
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
V3cT0rMan, Tue Nov 10 2015, 10:53PM

Zero wrote ...

black man...

Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
3stripeninja, Sun Jan 24 2016, 08:06PM

b4ndito wrote ...

Vectorman who are you

Vectorman is Vectorman, come on u mexican burrito, get with it. I like knowing, that I remember EVERYONE. Muhahaha. OG
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Jesus[tzahal], Tue Dec 13 2016, 05:06AM

b4ndito wrote ...

I am truthfully scared of the shit I posted on this site in 2008. I was such a moron.

I don't know why I keep coming back here. I really don't. I sure loved playing CSS with you all, but I don't game in any variety. I guess I'm just paying homage to a part of me that once existed.

You all are great dudes, we had a lot of fun. There really isn't a way for us to connect anymore outside of FT forums. The shit we joke about isn't really kosher on any other form of social media.


I play D&D every week with my brothers and some friends. It's largely a blast. I've actually taken to writing a bunch of campaigns up and I have considered attempting to get a job with Wizards of the Coast... but I would have to move cross-country I'd imagine. I have a lot of fun with it though, I can channel my creativity pretty well into it.

I have a girlfriend who is perfect. I am back in school, finally (Straight A's motherfuckers). I am working at a restaurant, making good money and hanging out with people I genuinely like.



The oddest thing about this site is wondering about the guys who don't come here anymore. Goat. Eagle. Steel. I kinda wonder what dudes like that are up to.
sup
my friends list is full but im around. i stream twitch.tv/steel_tv
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Maddogme, Wed Dec 14 2016, 08:33AM

suh dudes. straggler from surf. luv'd the community. yall funny fuckers that weirdly i creep on seeing how you guys are growing and developing later in life.

still calling kever a hacker.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
TwItcH, Wed Nov 15 2017, 03:50AM

Been a while, But I have been here for a while.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
amishburrito, Fri Nov 17 2017, 03:57AM

kever is a hacker... y'all just couldn't see it because u were whiteknighting so hard
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
TwItcH, Wed Nov 22 2017, 02:54AM

So anyone else take the gaming experience and turn it into reality?

-[link]-

Just a little range time. It's amazing looking back playing a character when I was 15 that I now am at 28.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Noname|Boom, Sun Nov 26 2017, 09:24AM

holy shit this site still exists. i doubt many remember me but i'm glad you fucks are still alive. last time i was here i must have been 17, ft was my damn childhood practically
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Noname|Boom, Sun Nov 26 2017, 09:32AM

kirby and 3stripeninja play dota 2 now if any of you remember them. darknarf is still on my friends list for some reason too
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Cookie Monster, Sun Dec 31 2017, 09:39PM

Noname|Boom wrote ...

kirby and 3stripeninja play dota 2 now if any of you remember them. darknarf is still on my friends list for some reason too

kirby changes his name on steam every 5 seconds, he has some serious identity crisis going on
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
amishburrito, Thu Jan 11 2018, 09:06AM

Cookie Monster, I have 2 shibas now that look just like your avatar. I would love to play Dota2 with anybody btw.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
The Caller of Ktulu, Thu Jul 05 2018, 07:51PM

Randomly thought about this place today. Figured I'd pop in and say whats up. I'm shocked its still here!
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
gLiTch, Wed Jul 18 2018, 10:51PM

The Caller of Ktulu wrote ...

Randomly thought about this place today. Figured I'd pop in and say whats up. I'm shocked its still here!

Kremit has been keeping the site alive...which Many of us are very happy for. Even though FT isn't really a thing anymore, we were all like brothers. And this site is like a memory box.

I do miss them old days.
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
b4ndito, Tue Jul 24 2018, 06:55PM

Hey nerds I miss you all except amish
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Zero, Mon Sep 24 2018, 10:34PM

we need like a 10 year anniversary meet up. Provided someone can actually track down Aborted Fetus or Evilpig
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
Evilpig, Fri Oct 12 2018, 07:21AM

ID BE SO DOWN smile email me evilpigster at gmail.com
Re: 10+ years / FT Legacy
The Caller of Ktulu, Tue Oct 16 2018, 09:01PM

I do miss the days of FTC office and surf.. We all definitely had a really good time. I mainly console game now.

Little bit of a life update: I'm now married. Our first baby is due in about a month. It's a girl. I didn't die. Also, I'm still as weird as ever. I have all of you to thank for that.