You ain't gonna believe this...

gLiTch, Tue Nov 22 2016, 03:24PM

I got married.

Like wow.



WTF guys we getting old. I miss buckhulnadez so much. Life was much easier back then.
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
V3cT0rMan, Tue Nov 22 2016, 06:13PM

pics or it didn't happen
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
b4ndito, Tue Nov 22 2016, 07:49PM

Congrats brother give her one in that bald butterboat for me
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
gLiTch, Tue Nov 22 2016, 08:01PM

b4ndito wrote ...

Congrats brother give her one in that bald butterboat for me

LOL oh man I can't believe you remembered that haha
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
gLiTch, Tue Nov 22 2016, 08:02PM

V3cT0rMan wrote ...

pics or it didn't happen

When I get home.

When im OP, I always deliver.
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
V3cT0rMan, Tue Nov 22 2016, 08:08PM

gLiTch wrote ...

V3cT0rMan wrote ...

pics or it didn't happen

When I get home.

When im OP, I always deliver.
I'll be patiently waiting with the lotion. Congrats bro

On a related note, I too am getting married this summer
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
gLiTch, Tue Nov 22 2016, 08:17PM

V3cT0rMan wrote ...

gLiTch wrote ...

V3cT0rMan wrote ...

pics or it didn't happen

When I get home.

When im OP, I always deliver.
I'll be patiently waiting with the lotion. Congrats bro

On a related note, I too am getting married this summer

Holy balls we are fucking old. I mean, im turning 29 next month... I joined this forum 10 years and 1 month ago.

BTW, congrats to you too!
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
peacebypeice, Wed Nov 23 2016, 12:01AM

Grats Glitch, been married for a little over a year now myself. Still waiting for Bandildo to ask to move into my basement. Oh yeah, I bought a house a year ago too.
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
V3cT0rMan, Sun Nov 27 2016, 11:03PM

gLiTch wrote ...

V3cT0rMan wrote ...

I'll be patiently waiting with the lotion. Congrats bro

On a related note, I too am getting married this summer

Holy balls we are fucking old. I mean, im turning 29 next month... I joined this forum 10 years and 1 month ago.

BTW, congrats to you too!
Thanks man. Yea everyone is old as fuck. Before you know it Kever's grandkids will be no-scope headshotting newbs
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
b4ndito, Tue Dec 06 2016, 06:06PM

peacebypeice wrote ...

Grats Glitch, been married for a little over a year now myself. Still waiting for Bandildo to ask to move into my basement. Oh yeah, I bought a house a year ago too.

Are you still living in Dakota or whatever? Me and the girlfriend wanted to go to that part of the country for a vaca. Maybe we can meet up.
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
peacebypeice, Tue Dec 06 2016, 11:32PM

Yes sir. I live in Sioux Falls which is the biggest city in South Dakota though it's still pretty small compared to big cities elsewhere.
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
b4ndito, Thu Dec 08 2016, 04:16AM

peacebypeice wrote ...

Yes sir. I live in Sioux Falls which is the biggest city in South Dakota though it's still pretty small compared to big cities elsewhere.

Whenever we make our way I'll call bby
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
amishburrito, Tue Dec 27 2016, 11:01PM

i bet you married her because she doesnt let you put it in her butt
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
NoSkill, Sat Jan 07 2017, 05:06PM

You fucking idiot. You're one of those "learn by touching the hot stove" kind of guys aren't you?
Re: You ain't gonna believe this...
gLiTch, Fri Jan 27 2017, 04:23PM

amishburrito wrote ...

I bet you married her because she doesn't let you put it in her butt

It's actually kinda sad that you're right. I decided to put a ring on it because I know this will be my life long challenge. I've found my ultimate goal.

NoSkill wrote ...

You fucking idiot. You're one of those "learn by touching the hot stove" kind of guys aren't you?

Pretty much. And...it was a shotgun wedding to boot. Also...its a secret. Only people who know are my parents. We telling everyone in a couple months.