Keep my marriage a secret

gLiTch, Fri Mar 24 2017, 04:58PM

Ok, so in my last thread I mentioned I got married. Well, I did. However, at the time it was for insurance purposes. My girlfriend needed health insurance, and we wanted to get married anyway...so we just did it.

But it wasn't traditional in any sense. I am a traditional man as many of you know. So 3/29/2017 I am "traditionally" proposing in Niagara Falls to my already wife.

If you see me on facebook posting pictures about how "she said yes" and how im engaged...please don't say "hey I thought you were already married to her last year?"

No. Don't do that. Just say "congratz" and move along.

Thanks lol.


Her mother doesn't even know we are married. Arent secrets fun?
Re: Keep my marriage a secret
b4ndito, Mon Apr 10 2017, 04:34PM

Getting married in secret for health insurance purposes is a damning indictment of late stage capitalism
Re: Keep my marriage a secret
gLiTch, Thu Apr 20 2017, 07:27PM

b4ndito wrote ...

Getting married in secret for health insurance purposes is a damning indictment of late stage capitalism


Yep...you know it.
Re: Keep my marriage a secret
amishburrito, Fri Apr 21 2017, 04:00AM

we all get married for health insurance purposes...
Re: Keep my marriage a secret
b4ndito, Tue May 02 2017, 02:01PM

amishburrito wrote ...

we all get married for health insurance purposes...

Shut the fuck up you little 4chan pepe chud.
Re: Keep my marriage a secret
NoSkill, Thu May 18 2017, 06:59PM

I screen shotted this and sent it to the immigrant security council. You're going back to mozzarella village you greasy wop dago bastard. Now go oil your handlebar mustache and await the authorities.