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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
I walked up behind this girl today who was working, I'm in her work on a regular basis and we have a healthy flirtatious relationship, but no real connection outside of it, we exchanged #'s a while back but never really hung out outside of work. But today I dunno I was feeling frisky and did the following. She's playing with something on a counter with her back to me. I walk up behind her, pressing right up against her back & ass. I put my chin on her shoulder & wait there a second. "Hey." I whisper. "Hey." She whispers back. "Let's fuck." are the next words that come out of my mouth. And at first I'm asking myself when the thought occured to me "Is this going to creep her out?" "Is this going to make things weird?" "What happens if she reacts badly to this? What the fuck am I gonna do then?" "Who walks up to someone and says "Let's fuck." anyway?" "I'm pretty sure this is the exact definition of sexual harassment." Ya know I had a whole series of typical pussy male syndrome concerns run through my head... but having learned to ignore these entirely normal, yet obscenely useless pussy thoughts years ago I went ahead with it anyway. Her response? She turns around into me (still pressed against me). Smiles, looks me right in the eye and challenges back "When?" It was perfect... I mean perfect. So I told her we should hang out this weekend at the beach if it's nice or my house if it's not. She said sure... and I'll let you know how it goes... But moral of the story is: Life Rewards The Bold. Never forget that. Anyone else have any personal experiences that can re-affirm this cliche phrase? |
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| Maddogme |
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
Life also rewards Gustav, have fun at the beach! | ||
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| Buddha |
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Boodz
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Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
A girl that I used to work with at the steel mill was working on some steel, and I come up behind her and ask if she wants to go out sometime. Now, keep in mind, she's a closet lesbian with a husband and 5 kids, and it was her time of the month. She swung around with a heated steel pipe and hit me in the thigh with it. Now I have an awesome scar that's shaped like an angry face that I tell chicks I got in a car crash, and life has never been better. P.S. Cool story, can't wait to hear the part where you get laid. Edited Thu Sep 04 2008, 02:40AM |
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Mine's not really fair because I knew she was kindof into me... but it's fun nonetheless. Started off like a regular party, playing pong, owning bitches with my bestfriend, and just having a great time. All of a sudden, these girls bombard me and are like "come in the hot-tub, it will be awesome!" So of course, we are all in within 5 mins. I was feeling alright by then, and had to drive home anyways, so I just jumped in with my pants.(remember**) So we are having a blast, I'm getting drunker from the heat, and I'm feeling AWESOME. Like the "I can do anything nothing can hurt me" kindof drunk. So as my friend goes to shoot the ball, I jump out of the hot-tub, slap the ball out of the air, and land right on an unfinished nail. So, while not being hurt, said girl wants to take me inside and take care of me. So we get to the one end of the house, and she runs in a towel for me while I'm letting the blood go into the sink, waiting for her, so after a while she gets back and she's like, did you bring any spare clothes? and all I said was "Naw, only an extra pair of boxers. *rips off pants* So I can't really even go home.... Can I sleep with you tonight?  "And all she said was "Well everyone else is wondering if you're alright "Yeah... but I'm sure they can wait a few hours or so. Make me feel better?" And it went from there. One of the best nights of my life cause she was downright GORGEOUS, I just didn't think she ever wanted me like that, she just always was a cocktease and flirted with me. |
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
calm down brett, only pussy u get is mexican. but yea, i fuck my girlfriend everyday so its all good. BUT NOSKILL, NICE MY NIGGA THATS HOW U PULL PUSSY, YOU GOTTA BE UPFRONT AND SERIOUS LOL. |
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| O_Mega |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
In Soviet Russia, Russian woman fuck you! | ||
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terrible one
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Joined: Tue Nov 29 2005, 11:50PMPosts: 1292 |
O_Mega wrote ... QFT
In Soviet Russia, Russian woman fuck you! |
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AMPosts: 533 |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
omega wins this thread and noskill.... u ownd her |
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