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| A Challenge of Epic Proportions | ||
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
Today, 9/12, Rusty has been issued an epic challenge. Many of you may be familiar with the age old "get a girlfriend before you" challenge. Your knowledge of it is about to get an anal insertion of new ways to rock faces and rape places. Rusty and I shall first be dropped off in the middle of the arctic, we could choose to help each other for mutual survival or go alone, ensuring someone's death. If survived, Rusty and I will then have inevitably found the secret volcanoes of the arctic. It's basically like a normal volcano, but instead of lava it's molten ice, that's cold as fuck. It's like, Pompeii x11. We must RL surf through it and get back to our hometowns. Once there, shit starts to get heavy. Wait, you thought it was? Well fuck you, no. We must carry a 5000 pound weight through our towns and ask women out. To mortal men, simply asking out a woman would be a challenge in itself. Rusty and I for obvious reasons do not find it hard enough, and so do it with massive rocks and sweat pouring down our face. What will happen next? Only YOU can decide. -------- Oh but anyways, I challenged Rusty that I could get a girlfriend before him, he thinks he can get one by next weekend. Place your bets. Because emotions aren't really fragile enough. |
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| The Caller of Ktulu |
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Registered Member #310
Joined: Fri Jun 23 2006, 07:01AMPosts: 564 |
I put my anal virginity on rusty. | ||
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
buddha u r a girl. i kno this becuz u made a thread about being a girl. so this means ur a lesbian since u r looking for a girlfriend as well. i put my money on the lesbians. |
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| kd. |
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♥ (✿◠‿◠) ♥
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
rusty. | ||
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
I won $100 once in a "first one to get laid wins" contest. Although it took me 22 hours and my buddy I bet got laid 2 hours later... lol... That one's fun, rules are simple, can't be anyone you've fucked before & you can't pay them. Other than that it's fair game. Anyway my money in this challenge would be on whoever wants it more. I'm gonna say Buddha. |
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
erich, cause he'd sway the girls with his violen skillz. But rusty, that tricky devil would use his muay thia against buddha, there fore. stalemate they'd end up asking eachother out and having rough sex. the end. |
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| DarkNarf |
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Surf Owner/Operator
Registered Member #29
Joined: Tue Nov 29 2005, 01:47AMPosts: 409 |
Maddogme wrote ... erich, cause he'd sway the girls with his violen skillz. But rusty, that tricky devil would use his muay thia against buddha, there fore. stalemate they'd end up asking eachother out and having rough sex. the end. rofl, i'm voting that neither of you wanna be playa's will snatch a girl..at least one thats attractive *ducks |
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
pics or this contest didnt happen | ||
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
.4ngryToasters wrote ... pics or this contest didnt happen Amen Otherwise I vote Rusty. Experience over want. He could rape a 4 year old violently without you even knowing about it. This contest is over |
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