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Surf Owner/Operator
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Joined: Tue Nov 29 2005, 01:47AMPosts: 409 |
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln "If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." - John Lennon "Women would rather be right than reasonable." - Ogden Nash "Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing." - Abraham Lincoln "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal." - Henry Ford "God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once." - Robin Williams "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." - Benny Hill "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." - David Brinkley "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy "Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument." - Unknown "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant." - Robert Louis Stevenson "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." - Henry Ford "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - John Wayne "Memory is what tells a man that his wife's birthday was yesterday." - Mario Rocco "A man and a woman will never be incompatible, as long as he has income, and she is pattable." - Ogden Nash "The more I practice the luckier I get." - Arnold Palmer "It is better to be approximately right than precisely wrong." - Warren Buffett "Women need a reason to have sex. Men need a place." - Billy Crystal "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried." - Mae West "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - Isaac Asimov "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." - Johnny Carson "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards." - Soren Kierkegaard "Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue." - Scott Adams "If a man tells a woman she's beautiful she'll overlook most of his other lies." - Unknown "The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away." - Fulton J. Sheen "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." - Homer Simpson "When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are." - R.H. Grant "It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages." - Henry Ford "I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet." - Ancient Persian saying "Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat." - Jim Davis "I know, I know, you're a feminist and that's adorable, but this is grown up time and I'm the man." - Peter Griffin from The Family Guy "Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do." - Voltaire "You play the way you practice." - William J. McMin "It's a good idea to go to Ireland when you think you're drinking too much, because then you realize you're not drinking enough." - Lewis Black |
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| Maddogme |
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
How many of those people have been assassinated? Edited Mon Sep 15 2008, 01:46PM | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
"Where there's a will, there's always a way." - No clue who said that I like a lot of these. good work narfy. |
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Lincoln and Kennedy were the only assasinations But Lincoln wasn't assassinated, he was killed. |
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| drunkirishmafia |
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
A few Mel Brooks quotes Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
Maddogme wrote ... How many of those people have been assassinated? -1 pt for maddog |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Zero wrote ... Lincoln and Kennedy were the only assasinations But Lincoln wasn't assassinated, he was killed. Oh yea, fuck Garfield and McKinley. They weren't presidents at all. |
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. " | ||
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| OneLove1252 |
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Registered Member #927
Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AMPosts: 533 |
Ruskiy Soldat wrote ... Yeah, that's SO meaningful.
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. " |
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PM Posts: 1295 |
how it isnt? | ||
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