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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
fmylife.com check it out, one of the best reads I've had in a while, lots of funny things. "Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML" go! |
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML | ||
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PM Posts: 2682 |
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML lol |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML | ||
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much turkey at a family reunion. When I looked around the room over 20 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML | ||
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Registered Member #594
Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
Today during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg (several times) under the table with his bare foot. WTF??? FML | ||
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Registered Member #530
Joined: Wed Jan 03 2007, 10:56PMPosts: 807 |
Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML | ||
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML |
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML | ||
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