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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Swine flu All I have to say is you people don't even know what's upon you here. whether you choose to grasp the gravity of the situation or not is up to you. You see, what we have here is a virus that made a jump from fucking pigs to humans. Not chickens to other birds, not chimps to humans; no, fucking pigs to humans!!! As far as I'm concerned, this virus is doing whatever the fuck it wants... so you know what that means... Zombies are the next logical step. I'm Professor .4ngry, and I'm here to warn all of you of the impending pig fucking doom we're about to face. The way I see it, it's already too late. The plague has already been let loose from America's colon (aka Mexico) and known cases exist in MA and NH, probably cause some fucking backwards hillbilly tried to have sex with his bacon. So what can we do you ask? Prepare. That's right, guns & water. These are the first things you should stock up on, cause when the pandemic starts to spread, it will happen fast (starting with schools and office buildings). But what will you do once all you neighbors are fucking zombies? First of all get out of the city, The best place for someone to fallback to will be a Walmart in some rural bumfuck town. Think about it, as much as I hate everything Walmart, they are the perfect shelters. They have enough food to last years, Guns a plenty, and camping gear. But in order to make the most of this, we must go over survival stratagy CHOOSING A SHELTER This is perhaps the most crucial part of surviving, a poorly chosen shelter might as well be a buffet for all your flesh eating counterparts. Likewise, the manner in which you enter the place can leave you vulnerable. A rural Walmart is ideal because they are most likely not a 24 hour store and at least lock their doors at some point. Automatic doors that are always open can compromise the best of places. If the virus becomes a pandemic, chances are people will not go to work and leave the place nice and deserted. The kart entrance will probably be the easiest thing to blockade, since it's smaller than the other doors. So this is probably the best entry point. INITIAL ENTRY Once inside sweep the place for infected, while doing this, look for a set of master keys, so you can lock rooms that have been swept, and close all doors to the outside. the next plan of action should be to barricade the doors. Don't do this first, because if you find that you have to run, its a hell of a lot easier to get out without a soda machine in your way. Lastly, all generators should be located and hooked up to the refrigerators. The power won't last for long without someone to run the grids, so this will at least keep the perishable food good for a while. RATIONING AND LONG TERM SURVIVAL The food supply should be consumed in the following order: Fresh produce and meat; Packaged meats; Frozen items; and finally non-perishables. As spoilage takes effect, the freed up generators should be on backup to power the freezers for as long as possible. Also, many Walmarts have a garden section. You should set up an indoor greenhouse to keep fresh produce for proper nutrition. Done properly, you can survive for years (depending on the size of your survival party) DEALING WITH OUTSIDE SURVIVAL PARTIES If they find that you are alive inside, chances are that they will want to come in... by any means necessary. Instead of denying them entry until they break down your barricade, have a way to let them in (A ladder to the roof might be the best approach). The "welcome wagon"should be wearing full quarantine gear; which may consist of a raincoat, rain pants, as many guns as possible (to deter resistance), and a respirator used for painting (the point is to have as little skin exposed as possible). The "guests" should immediately be quarantined in some back room for 72 hours. If anyone shows signs of illness, separate that person and quarantine everyone for a week. After this probational period, they can finally be accepted into the survival party. I hope this enlightened you to fucking pig fuck shitty zombie death. Now no one can complain that they weren't prepared. Oh yeah, and someone wanna help me set up a css zombie server? I have a spare computer that needs a purpose 
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
Swine flu is not big. Nor dangerous. Nor scary. Nor serious. What it is, is blown out of perspective. maybe read the thread first? Edited Sat May 02 2009, 01:41AM |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
i love zombie servers every now and then... anything i can do to help..just ask and kikis...i think your reading too deaply |
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Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
maybe swine flu is here because god hates our nigger prez
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
kd. wrote ... maybe read the thread first? i did, just voicing my opinion here about it since noone else has made a thread on it yet the chatbox doesn't suffice... which i did rage in earlier |
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Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
that link brought me to findingsingles.net 
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peacebypeice
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haha kiki | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Good guide. Oh, and believe it or not, pigs are very much like humans. so the jump from pigs to humans isnt that great. If it came from a fucking turtle, then yes, maybe we have a problem. Oh only reason several people died from it... was because they were in mexico, and mexico doesnt have good health care. Only time will tell. But just in case, i live in bumblefuck now and we have a walmart! woot! I got lots of guns, and if i wanted i could survive on my own. I know how to live without everything we have today. |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
if the flu comes..i'm comin to you glitch...keep a ladder open for me to get in ;D | ||
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