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gLiTch

New counter-strike fellas....

1 year ago

scope_uk

You'll survive covid?

2 years ago

Evilpig

Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-

2 years ago

Evilpig

Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-

2 years ago

gLiTch

Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.

3 years ago

Zero

Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much

3 years ago

JapJap

Hi, hope everyone is doing well.

3 years ago

Maddogme

unblock me so i can block you first

3 years ago

amishburrito

How's firefighting?

3 years ago

amishburrito

Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick

3 years ago

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aborted fetus

Fri Sep 29 2006, 04:07AM

The All-Cum Diet

Registered Member #47 Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM
Posts: 1888

Sorry, I tricked you with the title of this thread.

Well, my fellow Fishes, this is a tribute to Goatse. For those of you who do not know what Goatse is, allow me to take liberties with a few quotes from The Matrix to help explain.

Aborted Fetus: You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there...like a splinter in you're mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Fish Tankers: Goatse?

Aborted Fetus: Do you want to know what it is?

Fish Tankers nod

Aborted Fetus:Goatse is everywhere. It's all around us, even in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you pay your taxes. Goatse is the world that has been pulled over your eyes, to blind you from the truth.

Fish Tankers: What truth?

Aborted Fetus: That you are slaves to Goatse, my fellow Fishes. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage. A prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Goatse is; you have to see it for yourselves.

*** Now, the first two pictures will show you what Goatse is in its raw form. The rest of the pictures are here to show you how Goatse is a part of our everyday lives. Again, even if you have never â€œheardâ€ of Goatse, you have seen it. Goatse, is the world around us. You cannot run from Goatse.***

[FT] CaTPooP

Fri Sep 29 2006, 05:13AM

nightrider

Registered Member #122 Joined: Sat Jan 07 2006, 09:16AM
Posts: 202

another classic

aborted fetus

Fri Sep 29 2006, 05:31AM

The All-Cum Diet

Registered Member #47 Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM
Posts: 1888

I'm just doing my civic duty of informing the public.

zooted

Fri Sep 29 2006, 06:27AM

Registered Member #17 Joined: Sat Nov 19 2005, 08:26AM
Posts: 39

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enjoy

zooted

Fri Sep 29 2006, 06:29AM

Registered Member #17 Joined: Sat Nov 19 2005, 08:26AM
Posts: 39

on second thought, i have more to contribute to this thread... happy wanking
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aborted fetus

Fri Sep 29 2006, 07:18AM

The All-Cum Diet

Registered Member #47 Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM
Posts: 1888

Wu, you can "fuck" your "cousin" all you want, as long as you give the King his due and proper.

If you want to marry your cousin, the King and other royal blood get the first night with her.

Wu, bow your head. Don't force my hand again. This time I will not be as forgiving. Again, we are on the brink of war. Last time you came to your senses and backed down like a bitch. Don't embarrass yourself again by attempting to go to war with me. After all, Wu, I was drawing cocks, asses, dogs being raped, and lovely images of incest when you were still trick-o-treating, wearing "school clothes", drinking Tang, and waiting for pubes to grow.

Wu, I am the King and you are nothing more than my jester. On a good day, I'll let you shine my boots. Know your role, son.

Edited Fri Sep 29 2006, 07:38AM

BuBBLe GooSe

Fri Sep 29 2006, 07:46AM

The Original MilfHunter

Registered Member #163 Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PM
Posts: 1592

Haha, right on man. I knew there wasn't going to be a hot chick, so I put the Kleenex back down.

Goatse is everywhere! I was able to find a few that you missed, but good job! This is definitly up for nomination as being one of the threads of the year! I had no idea that it was all around us!

Matthew 11:24 (New International Version)

"24 But I tell you that it will be more bearable for Sodom on the day of judgment than for you."

^^^ I guess that means we should take note of the Goatse and start our stretching. (Sodom was gay, it will be more bearable for him cuz his ass is already stretched. We will all get fucked in the ass on the day of judgement. Just incase someone missed the point of hte quote. Now I feel like a douche for having to explain it. /end)