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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
well me and my friends are hanging out at my friends house, his parents being out of town so we were playing a version of spin the bottle. basically if you get picked you put on a blindfold go into a dark room and wait for one of the girls to go in and make out with you. in essence the girls get the choice of making out with the guy they like or whatever and the guys get to feel some titties and ass, granted it may be some ugly chick,but that is what the blindfold is for. so after a few beers and joints everyone is a winner. well i got the bottle and had to go in to await my mate. pretty soon she comes in and i go to town licking her armpits and tits and grabbing her ass and just generally stopping short of inserting my manhood into the moist confines of this broad. everyone outside is laughing , but with the beer and joints who wouldn't i figure i got one of the homely chicks ,but i don't care cause she can kiss good. finally i notice she has a blindfold also and go WTF? so i say why are you wearing one. and then she speaks......and it's my godamn sister!!! she had gotten to the party with one of friends right after i had gone in. and they told her party rule was she had to go in and make out with the guy in the next room, which was me. i spent the rest of the night puking. Edited Mon Feb 05 2007, 10:36AM |
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| Wildcard23 |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
ZOMG ROFL!!!!!!!! H HA AHAH A HAH A HAH AHA!!!!!! All I could freaking think about while reading this was that scene from Eurotrip where the brother and sister were making out with each other in the club. Therefore, I quote the movie. "DUDE, YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!" HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH A HA H!!!!!!!! <3 Wu |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
i am going to agree with wild, DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER ROFLROFLROFLCOPTERBBQPICKLES!! I couldnt stop laughing when i read that. I knew something bad was gonna happen rofl. You know... Only you Wu, only you. |
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Oh here's a fun fact... YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER! funny, after all those times with your cousin, you think it wouldn't be that much of a big deal for you Wu... |
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| creativenate88 |
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Registered Member #545
Joined: Sun Jan 21 2007, 08:11PMPosts: 263 |
You guys quit being dicks, I'm sure its bad enough that Wu made out with his sister without you bastards making fun of him. I mean it is just not natural to make out with ones sister. Let alone, just generally stopping short of inserting my manhood into the moist confines of this broad So you guys shouldnt make it worse. But yea Wu I have to follow in Wild's footsteps Therefore, I quote the movie. "DUDE, YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!" HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH A HA H!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 Wu |
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
At least your sister is someone you know and care about. It's not like you had a meaningless sexual encounter with a total stranger. Having sex with your sister is great. After you clean her up, you two can go and ride bikes together. | ||
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| TwItcH |
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Registered Member #251
Joined: Wed May 10 2006, 10:47AMPosts: 227 |
.....is your sister hot........i mean thats all that matters right ? just say your from virginia or some shit like that 
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| WalkerTexsPwner |
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Registered Member #551
Joined: Sun Jan 28 2007, 03:27AMPosts: 8 |
LMFAO!!!! Wow. Wu..Wu..Wu..We Love ya big guy. But Daaaaaamn...Making out with your sister...LOL!!! That's the funniest shit i've heard in a while. Sorry to hear about your misfortunes Wu-ster. But just imagine..what would you do if you actually did put your manhood in? LMAO! Oh my... <3 Wu. |
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
Atleast he didn't fuck his sister in Joe Dirt even though she wasn't his. They had better sex when he didn't know, still sick Wu. Go and try to get back with ur cousin now. | ||
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| Mr CowboY |
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Registered Member #418
Joined: Fri Sep 08 2006, 08:41PMPosts: 65 |
ahahahhahaahahahahaha i guess you and your sister are a little bit closer now, lmao | ||
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