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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
There's this old Circuit City ad that I use to ejaculate on when I masturbate. I usually put it under my desk (where my computer is) for quick reference when needed. Well, today, I got home and went into my room and found my ejaculation sheet out of place, next to my bed. OMG! It was obviously moved by him.  Do you think he knows that its cum? I have to come up with an excuse for saying that its something else. What should I tell him it is? I'm thinking of telling him it was something I used to wipe the desk when I spilled some cup-o-noodles. Ack! Give me some other possibility that the ejaculation sheet could be! Edited Tue Feb 06 2007, 02:49AM |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Glue... Just jerk off in the shower or over the toilet, or just do what i do.. fucka stuff animal rofl. |
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| jigg4joe |
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
first find out if he used it as an ejaculation sheet too, mebbe you won't have to explain anything. | ||
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Registered Member #194
Joined: Sun Apr 09 2006, 11:45PMPosts: 18 |
I would say that you spilt some milk on it or something lol..but throw away asap and get a new sheet.. | ||
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
Registered Member #159
Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
blew your nose in it, thats the best excuse for cum rags! | ||
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
i still say glue.. | ||
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| Ol_Drippy |
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Registered Member #454
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 02:42AMPosts: 42 |
Come right out and tell. I mean come on guys, who doesnt get the urge sometimes  . Don't lie. TELL HIM. maybe he has some good sites.....in which you would tell us 
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Just tell him that if says anything to anyone that you're going to start using his face as a jizz rag. | ||
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| 5 Dollar Holler |
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Registered Member #494
Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AMPosts: 381 |
what the hell? ejaculation sheet? Am i the only one who doesnt have one? Why would you save that shiat, kleenex or TP ftw | ||
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| Jualby |
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Registered Member #563
Joined: Tue Feb 06 2007, 05:43PMPosts: 21 |
Y the hell would you put your nut on a piece of paper!? Anywayz tell him that its a lugie paper when im gamin and don't want to leave my space I spit on printer paper all the time and half the time I forget to put it in the garbage after I'm done. =) just an idea!!! | ||
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