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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check The wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once Before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, Just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Edited Sun Jul 22 2007, 02:05AM |
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
LOL | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Wu, you should have asked your future father-in-law if he would give you one last ass pounding before the wedding. Edited Sat Jul 21 2007, 03:24PM |
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
LMFAO. | ||
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| Kirby |
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Registered Member #452
Joined: Fri Oct 06 2006, 07:14PMPosts: 600 |
ROFL OMFG | ||
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| Glas4d |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
LOL | ||
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
Wu-banga wrote ... A guy at my work does that also. He always keeps them in his car.
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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| Matador |
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Registered Member #784
Joined: Mon Jul 16 2007, 03:43AMPosts: 71 |
ha ha....that was a hilarious story....youd think the moral would be to be loyal..but no...its keep your condoms in the car ha ha | ||
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
I could so out you right now, Wu. | ||
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
lololol took me a minute but i got it lol lolol and here i was preparing a congratulationing post after seeing the title... Edited Sat Jul 21 2007, 06:53PM |
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