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| ** WU'S DRAMA SERIES - EPISODE 1 - Kobe and Shaq's Adventure | ||
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
Just to give a little background, this is a series in which i pit two known fueding characters against each other in a social and hopefully hilarious setting. Characters will be from a wide array of domains. I hope you enjoy this p.s. I apologize for the large Kobe pic halfway through Episode 1: KOBE AND SHAQ'S ADVENTURE *** After a Los Angeles Lakers/Miami Heat game, Kobe and Shaq Run Into Each Other Outside A Target Store ***  Oh hell no tell me that ain't phony, err Kobe...   Hello SHAQ  Hello Kobe  So... uh... what's new?  Oh just a little shopping... I picked up some pictures, here you're in this one.  *hands Kobe pic*  ...  ...........  ...........  That's it!!! I've had enough of this. Me, you, right now!!!  Time for some ShaqFu  Aww my leg! My leg!   Feel the Wrath of the Big Magnificent! Break it down!  ********* ONE WEEK LATER ***********  Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth so help you God?  I do officer. Say... anyone tell you that you look a lot like me?   Up against the wall! Do i have to arrest you for being 7 feet tall on a friday? DO I?!?!?  Sorry Officer...   kay, will the defendent please take the stand. Mr O'neal, is it true that you assaulted Mr. Bryant?  Yea i beat the shit out of him  *shaq defense team*  .............  Do you have no remorse, no regret for beating a man who was once your teammate?  Your honor, I am a lover of man and animal, but this man has no heart! *points to kobe*  Put the kitten away Mr. O'neal! That's it take a seat. Would Mr. Bryant take the stand...  It was terrible your honor, Shaq nearly ended my basketball career Mr Bryant, why is your wife accompanying you on the stand? PR baby, PR! Look how sad I look Mrs. Bryant take a seat!   As I was saying your honor, I was scared for my life, my child, my wife.  Okay i've heard enough. The jury will deliberate and come back with their verdict. ********** TWO MINUTES LATER ************* *Jury Returns To Courtroom*     Has the jury reached a verdict?  *GULP*  Yes, your honor. We the jury find the defendent and the victim are in need of a desperate buttsecks session. Make up sex FTW   Well what do you say big fella?  ................  Well you do have a cute smile...   Okay, teh buttsecks it is...  But I get to bring carrot top too... come on Kobe, lets go home...   ------------------------------CUT TO CREDITS-----------------------------------------  "Remember kids, violence is NOT the answer!" ----------------------- I would like to thank IGN for having such wonderful emoticons Edited Sat Jun 03 2006, 06:12AM |
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
Oh...............My.............God My biggest fantasies have come true.. A SHOW ABOUT KOBE AND SHAQ!!!! YESSSSS I'm going to be waiting for this like I do with my other shows... YOU BETTER MAKE A NEW ONE EVERY WEEK!!!! I need my Kobe and Shaq. |
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| Night_Ninja |
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Registered Member #188
Joined: Sat Apr 01 2006, 04:34PMPosts: 261 |
Jesus man, you make jesus's miracles look like 6 flags. | ||
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
lol Go shaq. I hate kobe for my own reasons
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The Original MilfHunter
Registered Member #163
Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
LoL, nicely done. I got a kick outta that:P. Now I gotta sue Shaq! Are you going to make this a weekly thing? Its damn funny. | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Shaq attack in my anus. | ||
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