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Registered Member #839
Joined: Sat Aug 18 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 204 |
I met this girl at my workplace. I find her fucking dirty.. Most beautiful woman i've ever seen, and she talks with me every week. I turn red every chance i get.. Yes, i'm that attracted. I know her family, they're good people, but I'm mad scared just to ask her out or for the number. She's the nicest/cutest thing I ever did see. :/ Man I hate being a girl. :/ Advice/suggestions? (besides the usual.. c'mon guys.. need tips here.. my game is mad off.) Help. :/ Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 07:28AM | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Memy wrote ... Man I hate being a girl what?! I did read that wrong didnt i?lol But for the record... there is one piece of advice taken from hollywood that really is true. The movie "Waiting," i quote, "Nothing pisses a girl off more then someone who is insecure." My advice to you is to play it cool. Try and set something up. Find something to do, maybe something you have in common with her, and get together and do it. You dont need to ask her to the movies, or straight out and ask her number.... i believe that approach is too outdated. If you and your friends are hangin out, (make sure girls are also present so she dont feel uncomfortable) and ask her to tag along. Just an example. Then you get her number by saying you need to get in touch with her. Right there shows that you are interested, but its a fail-safe operation, because if she is iffy on the "going out with something idea," this gets her to tag along without the "date" feeling. So it gives you an "in," keeps her feeling comfortable, and gets her to know you better. From now on when you talk to her, look into her eyes deeply. Dont flirt, but be serious, but look into her eyes... Im telling you dude, call me crazy, but she can feel a connection when you do that. Its chemistry. P.S. If she does tag along with you for a hangout, flog the dolphin before you go. Hollywood comes in handy every now and then. "Theres something about Mary," great movie, tells you that by jerkin it before hand, helps you think with your brain more. Tell me more about her and you, and what you guys have in common. Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 07:35AM |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
Gently fondle her asshole when the boss isn't around. If she doesn't run away, it means she likes you. Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 07:43AM |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
I don't know what to tell you, But good luck man. I hope you get the girl.Myself, I have liked one girl for about a year now but she has a boy friend and fucked me around, its hard but im trying to move on.... Good luck dude. |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
Goat wrote ... I don't know what to tell you, But good luck man. I hope you get the girl.Myself, I have liked one girl for about a year now but she has a boy friend and fucked me around, its hard but im trying to move on.... Good luck dude. join the fuckin club. My and this girl i used to work with... FUCKIN BANGIN HOT, and shes a whore, we both have this unspoken/spoken agreement with eachother. If we both didnt have boyfriends/girlfriends, we both would be fucking every day. She wants my cock, i want her penis sleeve. And we both told eachother. But it sux for me. |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Google one-itis. All men get it. The only cure? Fuck a dozen girls. memnoch don't put so much fuckin thought into it. YOU"RE THE PRIZE. Fuck her, she's just another cute broad. Guess what? Beauty is common. Tell her that. "Honestly, you're probably one of the best looking girls I've ever seen in here but let me ask you something. Since beauty is common, what else do you have going for you?" Then mop up. |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
NoSkill, do you even have a soul anymore? Or does being a Pats fan require that you let it go? | ||
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Registered Member #853
Joined: Wed Aug 29 2007, 07:01AMPosts: 377 |
Giants suck. OT: Just walk up to her and ask "Wanna fuck sometime?" Nowadays a lot of women are sluts. Just keep doing that to every hot chick you see and your bound to get some action. (The ugly ones always say yes) |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
well, being in this position more times than i can count i im pretty sure my advice is money. don't force anything, don't awkwardly ask her for a number or anything, no matter how bad u want 2. if shes as important as u say all u can do is go with the flow. continue talkin to her and spend time together until that something happens. and when that happens(you will know when it does) u know that itll be ur time to shine. but forcing something right now will pwn u, garanteed. |
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Registered Member #839
Joined: Sat Aug 18 2007, 06:37AM Posts: 204 |
Best responses ever. You guys kick ass.. Thanks for all of it. Also, I like mad's response.. it's.. Money. Edited Mon Feb 11 2008, 04:00PM | ||
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