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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
So I had just finished eating dinner when my stomach started to shake violently. It felt like a black hole formed in my lower intestine, so I quickly made my way to the bathroom and closed the door. Well after I pulled down my pants, I hear someone come in my front door. I'm sure I locked it and the only other person that has a key is my cousin. After a few moments she yells 'Is anyone there?' Not wanting an awkward encounter, I decided against responding back until after I finished my mission at hand. Pressing with all of my might, I quickly spewed a fountain of corn, blood, and other unidentifiable objects into the toilet. As I reached for the toilet paper, the bathroom door started to jiggle. My heart fell into my stomach as my cousin opened the door and saw my 4.1 inch penis. She apologized profusely and said she had just come in to wash her hands. Well my cousin was always what I considered good-looking so without a second thought I told her to just close her eyes and come wash them. She agreed and came back into the bathroom. Well my cousin is the captain of the girls volleyball team and has 1 of the best asses I have ever seen. As she came in, I couldn't help myself from looking. She caught me sneaking a peak and quickly shut her eyes again, making her way to the sink. I sat there when all of a sudden warm water splashed my nether region. She looked at me and said 'Sorry, let me just clean that up'. She grabbed a towel and threw it over my then-flaccid penis. She started firmly rubbing my crotch to dry it off. I could feel my penis grow with every continuous stroke. Apparently she could feel it too, and said 'Wu, if you liked me in THAT way, you should have just told me!'. She grabbed my eggroll and started caressing my dumplings. It was weird but at the same time the hottest thing in the world. I couldn't believe my cousin was giving me a BJ! Sitting for so long made my ass fall asleep, I was there a good half hour. Well out of nowhere my leg started to cramp badly. My knee jerked and hit her violently right under her nose. Now she's not moving and there is a river of blood and cum running down her face. In a panic, I shoved her face into my excrement to try and bring her back to her senses. She was still out like a light so I filled the bathtub up with cold water and threw her in to try and send her body into shock, but she still isn't moving. What do I do? Edited Mon Apr 14 2008, 11:45AM |
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
OMFG LOL WU, so no story on I went to taco bell and ordered a number 6. | ||
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| doctorphate |
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doctorphate
Registered Member #724
Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AMPosts: 699 |
I accidentally punched out my sisters two front teeth once... I win. | ||
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| FoxBox |
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Registered Member #1023
Joined: Tue Mar 04 2008, 07:00AMPosts: 181 |
Dude, stop at the part where you knocked her out cold and continue where you shot the door firmly and start fucking her in the ass. 
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doctorphate
Registered Member #724
Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AM Posts: 699 |
lmfao FoxBox, you watch too much porn | ||
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
i think you should repost that picture of your cousin, so all the newcomers can see how hot she is. you know, the one where she has the glasses on and an amazing top that shows off her rack =P | ||
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
Lol I DuNt BeliEvE uR cusSIn StorIES TheYR oBvIulsY Fake LoLS!!! Jk I knO ur TelLIn Da TrutH |
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doctorphate
Registered Member #724
Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AM Posts: 699 |
lol kddude. Get your finger the fuck away from the shift key.. it hurts my eyes to read your post lol | ||
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| b4ndito |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Good work. | ||
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Registered Member #543
Joined: Sun Jan 21 2007, 06:33AMPosts: 497 |
Wu your shitting out blood?!?! Get that checked out! Oh and did you try sticking her penis in your vagina.. i mean your penis in her vagina to wake her up?? Lol and pics of teh ass plz. |
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