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My Uncle Geof, He ate a habanero pepper.
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Maddogme
Fri Apr 18 2008, 10:49PM Print
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Registered Member #964 Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM
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 Yup.. I wish I could got it on video but I have the story.

So. Me and my Uncle went to get my drugs for my dad he had to go to the hospital, it's all good.

So we had to head out we went to Wall Greens to get the meds. Blah blah, well my mom need peppers for her salsa so I went to get just some regular peppers, then I see those beasts.. the Habanero.. I buy one.

So on our way home we had to stop and Geof, is one dumb mother fucker, seriously he is boarder line retarded. Well he started to piss me off, so I said, "Geof if you eat this pepper we'll buy you a pack of smokes." by this time we we're home.

He was standing outside we walk over to him and then offer him the habanero, it's a ticking time bomb, no lie.

So he eats the thing, me and my mom are standing there saying to ourselves, fuck what a waste of money, then tick.. tick.. tick.. boom.

He's sweating his ass off almost on the edge of tears hes complaining oh my god blah blah my mouth is on fire.

It's all full of lols. I enjoyed myself. Just though I should share this with people.
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gLiTch
Fri Apr 18 2008, 10:58PM
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 LOL i have a similar story.

I went out to eat with my friend a while back... like 7 years ago... I had him eat a red hot chili pepper... well... he didnt know how hot they are. He thought it was just a pepper. So he ate it... and was like OMFG AHHH WTFWTFWTFG!!!!!KODNUISDOLSNK!!!m djifngaodn!!!!

I was lauging so fuckin hard hahahahaha... so i handed him a glass of water to help him out... (LOLOL) the moron drank some... and for those of you who dont know... drinking water makes it worse lhahahaha... He was so pissed.
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b4ndito
Fri Apr 18 2008, 11:10PM
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 Haha a friend of mine brought a habanero into school and we all at a slice. It was fucking HOT. One of my friends threw up from it and had to go home.

Then the dude got 8 hours of saturday school. hahaha I hated him.
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Syntax
Fri Apr 18 2008, 11:13PM
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 couple friends had a habenero nad another one i dont remember the name up, they alsmot puked haha.
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Baghdad Bob
Fri Apr 18 2008, 11:25PM
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 I love habaneros...and yes I know what they are.
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Glas4d
Fri Apr 18 2008, 11:56PM
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 at my friends bd party in like grade 6 we always use to to pranks on this one kid. so we take his piece of pizza and lift up the cheese and poor in soooooo much hot sauce. there was sooo much. he takes a fatty bit then starts jumping and runs to the bathroom were he throws up.


we lold for soo long.
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drunkirishmafia
Sat Apr 19 2008, 01:30AM
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 ate one once when i was high...then pissed...

burning in the cock=terrible yet slightly oddly satisfying
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Rusty
Sat Apr 19 2008, 04:01AM
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 DIM's cock get so abused, with cockblocks, teasing whores, and burning pepper pee!
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peacebypeice
Sat Apr 19 2008, 09:46AM
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 i also love habenero peppers.. i eat alot of spicy foods so there just delicious to me smile
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mdogg1108
Sat Apr 19 2008, 09:51PM
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Registered Member #597 Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PM
Posts: 790
 What's funny is giving your friend a hot fucking pepper and making him eat it while your capturing on video. He eats half of the pepper and hes already crying asking for water. So he keeps drinking water and goes to the bathroom to throw up.

Funniest fucking day of my life.
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