***WARNING***

aborted fetus, Sat Nov 25 2006, 07:53AM

First off, let me preface this thread by telling everyone that these videos are shocking and ARE NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SCHOOL!

For those of you who were fortunate enough not to see Wu’s thread with a shocking video ( -[link]- ), you may want to watch his video first.

For the unfortunate few who did see his video, you know what you are in for. With the exception of the first video I am going to link to, everything here is absolutely shocking and disturbing. If you are a decent human-being, these videos should give you that punched-in-the-gut feeling that is known as disgust. Next to each link I’ll try to give you a brief synopsis of each video; just so you know what you’re getting yourself into.

As I said earlier, this first video is not shocking. In fact, it’s quite funny.

-[link]- Quite possibly the most embarrassing thing ever caught on tape. This is not shocking, just funny.

Now, onto the disturbing videos. Just so you guys know, these videos are sort of ranked according to how bad they are. That is, the first video pales in comparison to the last. Again, these are completely nasty, vile and shocking. So, watch at your own risk…

-[link]- When you can’t find your nail clippers…

-[link]- Amputees need love too!

-[link]- I’m glad apartheid is over in South Africa.

-[link]- I hope I never go to prison.

-[link]- I don’t even know what to say.

-[link]- Reminds me of the milkshakes McDonalds sells. “I’m Lovin’ it.”

-[link]- WTF is up with the Japanese?

-[link]- Who’s hungry?

-[link]- Sexy.

-[link]- Perhaps nuking the Japanese in ’45 did something to their psyches.

-[link]- I saved the best for last. You have to hit “replay video” because saved it after watching it and masturbating.

For those of you who made it through all the videos, I assume (and hope) you feel like taking a shower and talking to a religious leader.

Wu, just so you know, I am not going to continue down this path. Things like goatse and tubgirl are funny to me. This shit is just inhuman and I will not continue to “battle” with you over it. I posted these videos just so you know that, like a phoenix, I can always rise from the ashes. But, I have nothing else to prove. If you want to engage in “battle” over normal things like tubgirl, goatse and fucking family members in text, I am down with it. I do not want to find, watch or discuss this kind of abhorrent, vile and tasteless material anymore.
Re: ***WARNING***
kd., Sat Nov 25 2006, 09:19AM

Oh god, I gave my friend the link to this page, and he almost gagged himself on purpose just on the first one. I'm not watching any.

Why won't you just post the description of each video so we know what we're up against.

Someone brave enough helped me get some of the descriptions:

1.[Censored]

2. [Censored]
3. [Censored]

5. [Censored]

11. [Censored]

***Kddude, I censored your post because I do not want you to ruin it for everyone else.*** ~ Fetus.
Re: ***WARNING***
aborted fetus, Sat Nov 25 2006, 09:37AM

kddude wrote ...
Oh god, I gave my friend the link to this page, and he almost gagged himself on purpose just on the first one. I'm not watching any.

aborted fetus wrote ...

Just so you guys know, these videos are sort of ranked according to how bad they are. That is, the first video pales in comparison to the last.

Well, you can't say I didn't warn you...
Re: ***WARNING***
Knightrider, Sat Nov 25 2006, 10:18AM

The last one....Oh my God...What in God's name is wrong with those people? Uhhhh. Im scarred for life.
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Wu-banga, Sat Nov 25 2006, 10:41AM

HAHAHAH!! some of these where just hilarious, I couldn't help but laughing my ass off when that asian bitch shit in that guys mouth. Hey buddy, next time you want to fufill one of your perverted fantasys think twice. you gagged like a bitch! loL!

Jesus the first one struck me the hardest, I have always thought "what if one of my nails gets ripped off?" and WOW, thanks for that *Lets go of the belt, and gives it to fetus* damnit, you still have the black-belt but don't count me out, apprentices have been known to strike-down their master.

It's funny because Tubgirl, Goatse, and sexing cousins all seem normal in comparison to the fucked up shit posted above. I am going to have to agree with you, i am done posting videos of weird shit like this! but hey, at least it mentally prepares you if someone decides to chop your penis off and sell it on eBay and whatnot.

To be honest I didn't expect a comeback, especially one as epic as this. I fear I am getting a little rusty with my cousin storys, so I have stopped and im going to wait and see if I can come up with better ones. Im glad this is over, but the journey has been interesting and..well..plain disgusting.

good day to you sir
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aborted fetus, Sat Nov 25 2006, 04:51PM

I'm telling you these videos are sexy!
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nostie, Sat Nov 25 2006, 07:56PM

Well... yes... best for last certainly. The milkshakes weren't disgusting... more pointless. In any case... yeah... that last one was... wow. just wow. I can't believe that those videos say "uselessjunk.com" or whatever... it should say "THEMOSTFUCKEDUPSHITEVER.COM" or something of that nature.
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jb, Sat Nov 25 2006, 09:39PM

Not sure who gets the prize here, tho Fetus may win just on volume. I thought Wu's was much harder to let go of (dreams to nightmares)!
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blindsk8tr675, Sat Nov 25 2006, 09:47PM

omg..i only wtched the last one....omg..thats really really fucked up
i almost died dude
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aborted fetus, Sun Nov 26 2006, 04:16AM

Blind, you have to watch all of the vids. It's like a little journey through Hell; and I'm your tour guide.
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Kalibur, Sun Nov 26 2006, 04:44AM

lol I watched all of them and yea some are fucked up way UP but I'm the kind of person who can watch that stuff and not fill a thing
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nostie, Sun Nov 26 2006, 04:47AM

Punctution was invented for a reason.

(but then again, I think maybe the internet was invented for a reason too... (to make kids like kalibur feel like something special))
Re: ***WARNING***
Wu-banga, Sun Nov 26 2006, 05:32AM

kalibur is special..how dare u?
Re: ***WARNING***
aborted fetus, Sun Nov 26 2006, 06:55AM

I would love to be able to do what is done in the second to last video.
Re: ***WARNING***
LiquidCreek42, Sun Nov 26 2006, 07:36AM

"Wu, just so you know, I am not going to continue down this path. Things like goatse and tubgirl are funny to me. This shit is just inhuman and I will not continue to “battle” with you over it. I posted these videos just so you know that, like a phoenix, I can always rise from the ashes."

Exactly and very nice. **
Re: ***WARNING***
BuBBLe GooSe, Sun Nov 26 2006, 09:28AM

A few of those were pretty funny. tongue Nicely done Fetus, you have the throne! I liked the one where the dude in the interogaton room hits F10. Rofl. I smell poo~ ~ ~ smile
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Noname|Boom, Sun Nov 26 2006, 09:53PM

i watched each one for 5 secs.
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aborted fetus, Mon Nov 27 2006, 04:26AM

You have to watch them all. They are good bedtime stories.
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Knightrider, Mon Nov 27 2006, 07:18AM

Most of them won't load for me.
Re: ***WARNING***
BuBBLe GooSe, Wed Nov 29 2006, 09:42AM

I'm sure Fetus is satisfied with being crowned the champ so I won't throw my hat into the ring just yet and call for a challenge out of fear that it may bring him down off of his high. I will however post what I call the 'Aftermath'. This vid is for those who were wondering, "How do you take a piss after mutilating your knob?" Well... -[link]- there ya go. tongue
Re: ***WARNING***
Wu-banga, Tue Jan 16 2007, 08:51AM

I watch these every night before bedtime.
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O_Mega, Tue Jan 16 2007, 09:25PM

Eh, I was almost tempting to post videos worse then both Fetus and Wu, but it would force me to delve deep into the darkest places of the internet, and Id rather not right now : ) Let me just say, Limewire is evil. As is totse.com but its still awesome.
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.neXTt, Sat Apr 14 2007, 12:55AM

oh my god. the last one....was...the only one i twitched on too. i'm scarred for life jsut like night >.< god fetus. thnx for...all that. actually i thought the one with the caption 'who's hungry' almost made me throw up. maybe cuz i was eating
Re: ***WARNING***
Knightrider, Sat Apr 14 2007, 08:19PM

This thread needed to be bumped. People need to masturbate, I mean, indulge themselves in this. It's so beautiful.
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kevin, Wed Jun 06 2007, 02:11AM

bump for greatness
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Glas4d, Thu Feb 07 2008, 12:22AM

i missed you
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Zero, Thu Feb 07 2008, 02:48AM

omg we all have glas4d. continue to bump, this thread must not go!!!
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7sin, Thu Feb 07 2008, 08:58PM

Bump!
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Zero, Thu Feb 07 2008, 09:09PM

I think I watched them all back in the day, I just forgot most of them... however... Im scared shitless to watch the last one again. idk, might try it when im bored and horny
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Madvillain, Mon Feb 11 2008, 06:23AM

lmao, i mean, the last ones a doozy...
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Wu-banga, Sun Aug 30 2009, 01:02AM

Fetus, we miss ya buddy.
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Knightrider, Thu Oct 07 2010, 06:53AM

Bumping for awesome win.