Re: Noskill is in
O_Mega, Thu Apr 05 2007, 04:13AM

A welcome addition to the fold, hope it was worth it buddy : )

Re: Noskill is in
.neXTt, Thu Apr 05 2007, 05:06AM

welcome noskill welcome.

Re: Noskill is in
Pockyninja, Thu Apr 05 2007, 05:25AM

welcome

Re: Noskill is in
alcosatz, Thu Apr 05 2007, 05:59AM

Ehhh, I voted no but you're still a decent guy. Welcome aboard, and I hope you get rid of your tapeworm. Ya know, so you can stop eating like a 'hoss' which, if I understand your incredibly thick Boston accent, should be understood as eating like a 'horse.'

Re: Noskill is in
jigg4joe, Thu Apr 05 2007, 06:18AM

another dawg enters, woohoo!

Re: Noskill is in
aborted fetus, Thu Apr 05 2007, 02:34PM

Yay! Welcome aboard, tiger.

Re: Noskill is in
NoSkill, Thu Apr 05 2007, 03:10PM

Touchdown Patriots! (my default expression representing joy or excitement)

Let me regale you with the story of this outburst and how it came to be my most used form of excitement.

The year is 2007, the month... March. Location, Las Vegas Nevada. I was celebrating my spring break with some of my closest friends. (getting drunk, gambling, meeting strange and exotic ass, really living it up)

More specific location, the Tropicanna. One of the older casinos on the strip which happen to have $5 Black Jack tables. I'm at the $10 table, wearing my Tom Brady #12 backwards like Nelly and drinking Sam Adams.

I meet a friend (we had an immediate common bond, he was as drunk as I was). Well he starts drinking Sam with me... and complaining loudly about the shitty cocktail service.

3 hours and 12 Sam adams later and we're drunk, calling every dealer Slappy and threatening them with physical harm everytime they win. Some notable qquotes.

"You gotta be fucking shitting me! Stop showing ten's asshole!"
"Sir you can't say fuck here."
"Why the fuck not? I can go outside and buy a fuck but I can't say fuck in here?"
"No sir this is private property."
"Well that's just horseshit! Can I say horseshit? Are horse's allowed to shit in Vegas?"
(stole it verbatim from tucker max but it was still funny)

"I swear to god if you draw a 5 card 21 I'll punt this shoe across the casino. You hear me slappy!?"

"Where's my godamn drink? It's been 20 minutes since I've even seen a cocktail waitress."
"She's by herself sir and has alot of tables."
"Get her some godamn roller blades or a bigger fucking tray cause this is bullshit!"
"Please stop swearing sir."

So anyway back to my point. At first everytime I hit a black jack I would say... "Touchdown." Then my drinking partner started joining me on his black jacks. Then we would say it on anyone on our side of the tables black jack. Then, as we got drunker, we started yelling it. Then I added in "Patriots" to the end. Then we started screaming "Touchdown Patriots!" and high fiving each other everytime anyone on our side of the table even DREW a 21.

Eventually the pit boss comes over and tells us to keep quiet because we were disturbing the other guests. He was a Rams fan... must've still been bitter.

Well we keep cheering and high fiving and demoralizing the employees and they eventually shut me off.

What do I do? I get up, go to the bar and BUY a Sam Adams for $7 mind you. Needless to say I don't leave a tip. Come back and 5 mins after sitting down the pit boss tells me "that's it you're out of here."

And then ask's the infamous question that is still a running joke to this day.

"Are you going to leave quietly or should I call security?"
"Mmmm.... yah you're probably going to want to call security...*pause for effect* cause there's no FUCKING WAY I'M GOING TO LEAVE QUIETLY!"

And that's how I got kicked out of a casino. Which from what others have told me is a notable accomplishment. Some people have never even HEARD of someone getting kicked out of a casino.

Well... thanks again guys I hope to make a considerable contribution to this community in as many ways as possible. Insight, advice, rule enforcement, story telling, serious gaming ability, and overall usefulness. Thanks again.

Re: Noskill is in
emerican, Thu Apr 05 2007, 03:17PM

welcome in noskill. and nostie was right. your being a bostonian has helped your cause with me

Re: Noskill is in
[FT] tRuEAgLe, Thu Apr 05 2007, 03:26PM

welcome

Re: Noskill is in
Knightrider, Thu Apr 05 2007, 03:54PM

Rofl good story man. I read it in class and busted out laughing at some of the quotes you said.

Re: Noskill is in
aborted fetus, Thu Apr 05 2007, 10:25PM


NoSkill's a Pats fan!? Man...shit...can we have a "do over" on the vote? I want to change my vote.

Just kidding, Skill. I'm just breaking your balls. Tom Brady is a total cutie-pie! He's soooooo dreamy! Dreamy eyes and creamy thighs.

Re: Noskill is in
Wildcard23, Thu Apr 05 2007, 10:45PM

Welcome to the clan NoSkill. I always enjoy getting time on the office map with you.


DAMMIT!!!! So that's why you were yelling out Tom last night. You f'in bastard!!!

Re: Noskill is in
aborted fetus, Fri Apr 06 2007, 12:14AM


Don't act so suprised, Wild. Haven't you ever wondered why I insist on doing you doggy style while watching my "Sports Illustrated SuperBowl XXXVI Highlights" video? I'm mean, come on, I watch the MVP ceremony in slow motion. Furthermore, you mean to tell me that you never asked yourself why I had a Tom Brady poster taped to the ceiling above my bed?!

Re: Noskill is in
NoSkill, Fri Apr 06 2007, 01:52AM

Normally I would discourage this type of conversation in MY welcome post because I don't want it to get off the subject of WELCOMING ME into the clan... but you are talking about Tom Brady... so... carry on.

Re: Noskill is in
Wildcard23, Fri Apr 06 2007, 03:00AM

Way to make this all about you NoSkill. I mean come on. It's not like this is your freaking welcome thread or anything. Oh, wait................


LOLs!!! <3 NoSkill


And ROFL Fetus!!!! See, that's why I keep asking you to put a mirror above your bed and move that stupid poster. I'm on to you biotch.....

Re: Noskill is in
BuBBLe GooSe, Fri Apr 13 2007, 12:21AM

Haha, one of the funniest Welcome threads ever! Congrats and welcome aboard!