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Registered Member #494
Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AMPosts: 381 |
Post the best definitions you find here. "Down Syndrome" A form of mental retardation that causes people to look ugly, be rude, and not give a shit about anybody but themselves. They also jack off in public. "Angry Kool-Aid Man" When you are eating a bitch out and she suddenly has her period. Your face is then covered in her blood. You then break through the wall yelling out "Oh yeeeahh!" "Boston Pancake" (I think NoSkill actually created this move) When a guy defecates on another girls chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup. |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Pervert 1. someone who thinks or acts like you wish you had the balls too 2. A person whos sexual ideas kicks your little morals in the teeth "That freakboy is such a 'perv' look at him making out with that 15 year old girl, gezzz he is 38, well at least he aint a pedofile" X-Box 360 A large woman's vagina. Pete: last night was messy. i can't even remember getting home. Jonny: you think that's bad? i woke up and found an x-box 360 in my bed. Pete: again? Jonny: what can i say. I'm a dedicated player. |
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
kiki female genitalia or an ugly hobag skank who cant get enough of that dick and craves it like candy. Is known to frequent chat rooms and type in purple fonts whole begging for dick. kiki was whoring the internet last night again. kiki Filipino slang for womens genitals kiki is the equivalent of pussy in the american slang KD Short for one with initials K and D in tha name, usually a crew or gand related reference. Associated with baller status. Yo man those glasses is hot, Kd has got em Edited Mon Sep 08 2008, 05:02AM |
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
Hipster You, for reading ironic, pseudo-intellectual dictionary entries on the word "hipster". "These dictionary entries on hipsters are so comical! I'm going to email this link to 800 of my closest acquaintances, head to Value Village, grab a chai and then play kickball in a headband and short-shorts." Edited Mon Sep 08 2008, 05:03AM |
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Sup son?
Registered Member #720
Joined: Fri May 25 2007, 01:09AMPosts: 1326 |
"Japa" some kinda god japa is god Edited Mon Sep 08 2008, 05:10AM |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
the minivan Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable) USA The only country keeping penguins from coquering the Earth If it weren't for the USA, penguins would have destroyed humans long ago. . vancouver milkshake When a horny Ob-Gyn has anal sex with a pregant woman in labor, while sucking on her milky titties and administering an epidural in the tip of his penis thus, the woman in labor receives the pain medication through the doctor's sexual fluids. Edited Mon Sep 08 2008, 05:40AM |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
Ruskiy The russian word for "russian". it IS often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone. American: "Hey Ruski! Get the fuck out of our country you commie bastard" Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American* ENOUGH SAID |
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PM Posts: 1295 |
It is known real Russians (orthodox) non-jewish are buff and tanked and can be picked out since child hood being bigger and smarter than other kids in school and street. In Russian most cases they protect each other even if the other Russian is not a part of there mafia/family, they can just help because there Russian brother needs help or is taken advantage of. In most times Russian are very protective of there kind and stick up for each other as sad " you hit me...we hit you" |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM Posts: 2809 |
aww, you guys are so self-absorbed you thought we would care. too cute | ||
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Registered Member #494
Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AM Posts: 381 |
Glas4d wrote ... . vancouver milkshake When a horny Ob-Gyn has anal sex with a pregant woman in labor, while sucking on her milky titties and administering an epidural in the tip of his penis thus, the woman in labor receives the pain medication through the doctor's sexual fluids. Man, I was eating breakfast. |
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