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Registered Member #877
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Someone share a funny drunk story? | ||
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FTS Server Op
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I have no funny drunk stories. Cause all the things that happen that me and my friends find funny when we're drunk, turn out not to be so funny when either the people the shit happen to, or the cops show up questioning us the next day. | ||
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Sup son?
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Zero wrote ...
No I like drinking to taste my throat burn from vodka, and for my breath to smell like Vomit. FUCK YES I like being drunk. out of 6 levels of being drunk, 1 being sober, 6 being wasted/having the spins/passing out, my favorite is between 4 and 5. Like right when you get your buzz, and a little further, and you hold it for most of the night. This stage makes me feel invincible. My muscles feel bigger, my confidence greater, and my tolerance higher. Fucking so awesome |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
slick wrote ... Someone share a funny drunk story? Back in high school, my buddy's parents were out of town (...yea, it was one of those parties). We all got hungry around 3 a.m. and went to McDonald's (We had a DD). We were confused when we got through the drive-thru cause there was this car stopped in between the speaker you order at and the window you pay. There was a line and people honking at them and shit. The cops showed up and moved their car and arrested them. We asked the lady at the window (lovingly named "Sweet Patty") what had happened, and apparently BOTH of the people in the car were drunk and stoned, and managed to both pass out in line right after they placed their order... Something that has stuck with me lol. The best part was that they gave me their food free cause Sweet Patty was a cougar and loved me. |
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Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
lmao @ glitch quoting the whole thing | ||
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Funny story, funny story... oh I got one, one time I was driving drunk and I got pulled over and arrested. Now I can't drive in Rhode Island! AHAHAHA | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
NoSkill wrote ... Funny story, funny story... oh I got one, one time I was driving drunk and I got pulled over and arrested. Now I can't drive in Rhode Island! AHAHAHA I lol'd cause it's true. |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
I was just as drunk as one of my friends. We could barely walk and he asked me to help him pee. I got drunk on my birthday and we went and stole the neighbor's for sale sign and put it on my buddy's porch. Federal Offense. Then we got even more drunk and tried to put the thing back in after the kid yelled at us. We tried to get a girl known as "The Joker" (We call her that sober) to strip naked and go skinny dipping with us. Some kid ditched us on his birthday, so we got mad and got drunk at his house without him there. I took a shit in a globe in his room, closed it up, and left it in there. To this day he can't find where the shit stench is coming from. I will never tell. I went to take a piss at a party. I stood behind a tree from where my friends were, thinking nobody would see me when I was just exposing myself to every car that passed. God I can't wait for New Years. |
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