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The Original MilfHunter
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
For 2 decades he has been the personification of all that is good and just. We revel in his glorious presence and acknowledge him to be a GOD among men. His countless crusades against evildoers and villainous scoundrels are immortalized on film for all to behold and cherish. He has cleared out rooms of thugs without breaking a sweat and has subdued the most wicked super-villains by merely glaring at them through squinted eyes. His ‘extremely masculine’ ponytail is the epitome of style and his deep yet monotone voice invokes a Zen-like hypnosis on all those who are privileged to be in earshot. With fists of steel and unshakable ‘always constipated’ focus, he is the definition of Badass.
And then it happened...
Rumours started circulating and outrageous claims emerged. Could they be right? Could the blasphemers have actually obtained the proof needed to turn this GOD into a mere mortal?
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It’s true… Steven Seagal runs like a BITCH! 
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b4ndito
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...K | ||
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| drunkirishmafia |
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tell him that to his face | ||
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Sir
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^lulz | ||
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Meteor 2016
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I lol'd. | ||
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That run took years of training. | ||
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