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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
So my roommates just got back from drinking a bit, and I took a break from lengthy studying to smoke a cigarette with them and hang out. The obese black lady who lives across the street came wandering down the street and came up to our porch and started talking to us. She smelt strongly of Long Island Iced Tea and Hennessey, and was slurring her words worse than the average urban black lady... She rambled on and on about it being her 37th birthday and a white cop trying to arrest her for public intoxication. So, as she told us, she backhanded the cop and meandered her drunken self back to our street. So my drunk friends are talking to her about how cops suck and all the usual dialogue that entails. As my friend is telling a story about getting arrested during senior trip, she cuts across him and yells, "YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I WORK!? I WORK AT THE BOOKSTORE!!! LOOK AT MY SHIRT!" At this point, she attempts to pull her sweater up to show us her bookstore uniform... I don't know if what happened next was intentional or just influenced by the alcohol consumption and methamphetamine she was smoking all day, but she pulled her saggy, stretch-marked, obese-black-lady-pepperoni tits out and started shaking them in our faces. It was about this time that I said, "Well, I guess it's time to get back to studying." I walked back inside, and my friends followed in stunned silence... and she attempted to come in with us. Apparently 37 year-old drugged out black ladies are real cock starved, because she desperately wanted to "lay down with the cute one in the green jacket." Right now my doors are bolted and my eyes are burning. I don't know if I'll ever be the same. |
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| Glas4d |
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PM Posts: 1717 |
Pics or it didn't happen. | ||
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| Maddogme |
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM Posts: 1776 |
Poke your eyes out. That might unsee it. |
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| mdogg1108 |
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Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PM Posts: 790 |
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Boodz
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Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PM Posts: 1085 |
Damn you fat black woman. You've won this time. | ||
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| Ruskiy Soldat |
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Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
bandito was about to get laid by a black milf ooooooooooo | ||
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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
throw some D's on that bitch | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM Posts: 3385 |
Toast and Ruskiy just made me lol. But I've been hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight, so almost everything is. | ||
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