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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
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Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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xMelanieMcCx
Wed Jan 14 2009, 07:43AM Print
xMelanieMcCx
Registered Member #1121 Joined: Thu Nov 06 2008, 05:20AM
Posts: 183
 He's got a book out I've been wanting to read called "I hope they serve beer in hell"


Well I was googling him tonight and actually found most of the online.


Enjoy! They're very funny usually:

Here's buttsex stories
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Blow Jobs
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Breathalyzers
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MILFs
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Fat girls
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Masturbating
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And here's the entire list of stories hehe
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NoSkill
Wed Jan 14 2009, 04:05PM
Sir
 NoSkill
Registered Member #457 Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
Posts: 2628
 It's Tucker Max, not fucking Max Tucker you fucking tard, he's my #12 friend on MySpace, I've adopted his Date Application Form, I've had his book "Assholes Finish First" on pre-order now at Amazon for over a year and he is one of the greatest human beings who has ever lived.

You are not worthy to behold his greatness. Stop reading about him now. Right now. FUCKING STOP. You are detracting from his appeal by mere association alone. Stop it now!
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b4ndito
Wed Jan 14 2009, 04:42PM
b4ndito
 b4ndito
Registered Member #958 Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM
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 Tucker Max? He was funny like 7 years ago.
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Madvillain
Wed Jan 14 2009, 05:03PM
Madvillain
Registered Member #445 Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM
Posts: 2233
 lol, thats all i have to say
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5 Dollar Holler
Wed Jan 14 2009, 10:41PM
5 Dollar Holler
Registered Member #494 Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AM
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b4ndito wrote ...

Tucker Max? He was funny like 7 years ago.
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5 Dollar Holler
Wed Jan 14 2009, 10:41PM
5 Dollar Holler
Registered Member #494 Joined: Tue Nov 21 2006, 12:47AM
Posts: 381
 98% of his stories are made up. The 2% are the stories from when he first created the website and didn't expect it to go anywhere.
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Ruskiy Soldat
Thu Jan 15 2009, 03:22AM
Ruskiy Soldat
Registered Member #465 Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PM
Posts: 1295
 melanie thats wat u read to put ur self to sleep?
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Zero
Thu Jan 15 2009, 05:54AM
I want to fuck your hand.
 Zero
Registered Member #571 Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM
Posts: 2809
NoSkill wrote ...

It's Tucker Max, not fucking Max Tucker you fucking tard, he's my #12 friend on MySpace, I've adopted his Date Application Form, I've had his book "Assholes Finish First" on pre-order now at Amazon for over a year and he is one of the greatest human beings who has ever lived.

You are not worthy to behold his greatness. Stop reading about him now. Right now. FUCKING STOP. You are detracting from his appeal by mere association alone. Stop it now!




all of this. except for the fact that all of his stories are 100% real. $5 thought he saw a song bird and decided to lie. He spoke of lies and I am sorry for his low self esteem. Please forgive him Master Tucker Max, please. I now bow to you.
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Noname|Boom
Sat Jan 17 2009, 01:06AM
That one guy...
 Noname|Boom
Registered Member #250 Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM
Posts: 2603
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
NoSkill's best friend?
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NoSkill
Sat Jan 17 2009, 01:36AM
Sir
 NoSkill
Registered Member #457 Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM
Posts: 2628
 Just a great man. He's got a movie coming out. Check it out. It's gonna be fuckin awesome.

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New counter-strike fellas....
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Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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