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Are You an Asshole at the Office?
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aborted fetus
Mon Aug 14 2006, 07:13AM Print
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 aborted fetus
Registered Member #47 Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM
Posts: 1888
 After reading Toast’s thread on CS addiction -[link]- , I was inspired to start my own thread.

This is a test to find out if you are an office asshole. That is, are you one of the many people who play on our office server who has asshole tendencies? Well, if you’re not sure, this test will help you discover yourself.

Like Toast’s thread, points will be assigned to various things. Please total your score at the end to find out if you’re an office asshole.

5 pts - Do you stand in doorways?

4 pts - Do you throw Flash/HE grenades without checking your radar first?

5 pts - Do you not apologize for tks?

5 pts - Do you accuse others of hacking every time you get killed?

3 pts - Do you throw smoke grenades at your teammates?

4 pts - Do you shoot your teammates after the round has ended?

4 pts - Do you complain that someone stole your kill?

5 pts - Do you shoot a teammate for stealing your kill?

1 pts - If you’re a terrorist, do you camp long hall with the knife?

2 pts - Do you ask teammates to buy you a weapon one minute into the round?

3 pts - Do you ask teammates to buy you a specific weapon? Example: “Will someone buy me a P-90?”

3 pts - Do you shoot at other people’s sprays?

4 pts - Have you ever written anything in the wall with bullet holes?

5 pts - Do you feel the need to shoot the pictures/furniture in office?

1 pts - Do you get pissed when people spray over your spray?

3 pts - Do you mic spam?

2 pts - Do you text spam?

4 pts - When you’re a terrorist, do you spend a whole minute asking for people to give you a boost in storage?

5 pts - Do you say “bs” when you get killed?

2 pts - DO YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

3 pts - Do you feel the need to announce that you are drunk or high to those on the server (who, by the way, don’t give a shit)?

3 pts - When you’re a terrorist, do you think nade spamming and smoking the entire terrorist spawn is a good idea?

4 pts - When you’re a counter-terrorist, do you camp CT spawn?

5 pts - Do you plan knifings at the snowman with a player of the opposite team?

2 pts - Do you think it’s cool to put money into the soda machines?

3 pts - Do you run up to a teammate and point your gun at his head just to see if he’ll shoot you?

5 pts - Do you argue with admins?

5 pts - Do you complain about AWPS and auto-snipers being disabled?

4 pts - Do you jump on the bandwagon and “votekick” someone just because others are doing it when the initial reason for doing so is unknown to you?

2 pts - Do you like to intentionally kill hostages?

***Okay, so here’s the break down of points…

0 I love you.

1-10 You’re an average American asshole.

11-20 You’re a Wall Street Journal reading asshole.

21-30 You’re the kind of asshole who complains that fast food isn’t fast enough.

31-40 You probably listen to the band Creed.

41-50 You’re the kind of asshole who tailgates people no matter how fast they are driving.

51-60 You’re a republican.

61-70 You wear designer cologne.

71-80 You’re the kind of asshole who thinks Bill O’Reilly is “the man”.

81-90 You’re the kind of asshole who borrows a friend’s car and returns it with an empty gas tank.

91-100+ Please do us all a favor: swallow a bottle of Tylenol and go to bed.
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Kalibur
Mon Aug 14 2006, 07:53AM
Kalibur
Registered Member #101 Joined: Thu Dec 29 2005, 01:04AM
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 28 cheesey Edited Mon Aug 14 2006, 07:54AM
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Zad
Mon Aug 14 2006, 08:45AM
Zad
Registered Member #64 Joined: Tue Dec 13 2005, 07:01PM
Posts: 66
 LOL fetus very ns thread ( i love the sarcasm cheesey )
I got a 10 - but shit you got to say BS sometimes and shoot at the PCs especialy when you are doing shitty smile Edited Mon Aug 14 2006, 08:45AM
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Wolf
Mon Aug 14 2006, 09:14AM
Wolf
Registered Member #95 Joined: Mon Dec 26 2005, 04:56AM
Posts: 331
 SCORE! I'm republican. Thanks to this thread I know what party to join when I don't vote this year.
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Pockyninja
Mon Aug 14 2006, 12:32PM
Ruler of all that is pocky
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Registered Member #28 Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PM
Posts: 704
 I am amazed that I only get 2 for killing hosties while they are being saved. I think that shooting down things in office has to many point (compairtively on the list it's a minor thing)
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emerican
Mon Aug 14 2006, 01:08PM
emerican
Registered Member #164 Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM
Posts: 3146
 i got 38

seems like i play office more then i think i do
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alcosatz
Mon Aug 14 2006, 01:11PM
FT Classic Op
 alcosatz
Main Admin Registered Member #39 Joined: Fri Dec 02 2005, 10:30PM
Posts: 1545
 Brilliant post! The classifications are the best part. I'm trying so hard not to crack up at my desk here at work...
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Jesus
Mon Aug 14 2006, 01:53PM
Jesus not HeyZeus
 Jesus
Registered Member #370 Joined: Mon Jul 31 2006, 03:49AM
Posts: 332
 I got 18...and I DON'T read the wall street journal the internet is better than any newspaper
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.4ngryToasters
Mon Aug 14 2006, 01:56PM
you would
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Registered Member #149 Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM
Posts: 2039
 24. And yes, it just so happens that I yell at people at fast food restraunts (after my burger is made so they can't spit in it).
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[FT] CaTPooP
Mon Aug 14 2006, 03:09PM
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Registered Member #122 Joined: Sat Jan 07 2006, 09:16AM
Posts: 202
 21. excellent post fetus. genius
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
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unblock me so i can block you first
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How's firefighting?
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Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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