b4ndito wrote ...

Dr. Angry,

I've got girl problems. Fat Indian girls hit on me, but I don't want to fuck fat indian girls. I want to fuck hot short white girls. Hot short white girls are over my house all the time. How do i sleep with them?

Sincerely,

4 month Dry-Spell.

peacebypeice wrote ...

well..i've been waiting for this and i'm finally drunk and ready to spill this shit.....



Well so i had this girlfriend lets just say for example her name was tashia. Pretty damn good chick i think right? WONG. So we dated for somewhere near 6 months or so, had some amazing sex(bout all she was good for it turns out) and many people think i'm crazy for thinking this but it turns out there is more to life than just good sex. Don't get my wrong it has its time and place just like everything else but when there is nothing else there and well i'm looking for a relationship, as much as noskill will tell you thats all you need, its not. So we started to fight a lot and blah blah blah. She is a very needy woman. Always expecting me to do all these "sweet" things for her and well i just don't feel i should have to do them. For one i fucking hate talking on the phone, and she expects me to want to talk on the phone with her about who knows what bullshit for 2 hours a night. This is not cool with me. Second, she wants me to want to hang out with her lame as friend while i would rather go out and drink and have a good time. The thing is this to her is a good time for some reason. So eventually, after more problems i'm not going to get into, travis finally said fuck it and fuck you. We decided that we were gonna be done, i got some good head(haha wtf) and we went our separate ways. But now, about 2 or 3 weeks later i keep getting texts and calls from her about why i don't like her anymore and such. Now i'm a nice guy and i've been pretty blunt with her about how i don't want to be with her or really even talk to me anymore, because ask bandito we gots a new chick and she is totally cool and smoking hot, but they just keep coming. I personally am not a guy who's ok with friends with benefits, sounds fucked up but trust me its more painful than the pleasure its worth. But i keep getting texts can we just have sex yadda yadda yadda and i say no thats not my thing everytime. So my question to you dr.angry is, what the fuck do i have to do to get this woman to leave me alone, without being a total asshole because i deff am not. I'm trying to be respectful to her shit but its gettin a little ridiculous. I have found a new chick and what nothing to do with the old one. Dr.angry... what do i do?