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Boodz
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Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
I had a dream last night, which is in itself pretty amazing because I don't really ever remember my dreams. Anyways, I went to college. I forget which. Some big deal place. But since I don't go to college in my dream it was pretty much like high school, except the campus looked like some hogwarts shit, minus the fruity accents and fairy dust. My first class was English. I hate English, so I decided to skip it and just go to a different English class with one of my friends... for some reason. My next class was humor. I don't even fucking know what "humor" is, but my next class was humor. I was like oh cool, humor, that sounds humorous (in all my dreams I am a faggot who enjoys puns), and I went to the class. I get in there, and everyone is dressed up like its the medieval fair. And like, one guy is an orc from Warhammer online. I swear to god i don't smoke. I sat down, and in some part of the class they started handing out eggs. 4 eggs each. And I happened to get 3 golden eggs. And everyone looked at me like I won the lottery, and they were like "Shit! No one ever gets the golden eggs! And you got three!" So I was flippin out. Then my professor came over, and he pointed out that all my eggs had a black dot on them. According to him, that means they will turn in to unicorns. Obviously. So after he told me that, my eggs cracked open and out came regular old egg yolks. I was all, "Goddamn these are just eggs." But he told me that before they could turn in to unicorns, I had to throw them in a fire. I inquired whether that would damage the yolk. And this part I remembered verbatim, he told me "If rats can make their nest from the ashes and embers of a fireplace, then your yolks should be fine." So I was running through the school with three yolks in my hands looking for a fire. And I stumbled upon the metal class. When I entered everyone was raising those devil horn signs you do with your hand, and the professor reached out for a fist pound towards me. And of course, there was a fire there. Where else but a metal class! Anyways, I don't even remember if I ever even got to hatch my freakin unicorns. Because I forgot the rest until the part right before I woke up. At this point, I was a prince. A German prince to be specific. Very dashing. I was at a house, and I opened the front door, and out came 3 robotic frumpy looking women, swooning over me. I liked this for some reason, and they put me in a wooden chair on the sidewalk and started pushing me down the sidewalk very quickly, like a ride or something. The ending of my dream was me flying down the sidewalk with these robotic frumps and I would bunny hop every time there was a ledge in the sidewalk. These were fail sidewalks, because there were some pretty big ledges, and I was yelling while I giggled, "Es ist zu schwer! Nein!" Then I woke up. I kind of laughed while I took a shower thinking about it. |
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
Your dream was like a fairly tale mixed with a flash game at the end. I think ur fucked btw. but still hot. |
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b4ndito
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Is this some of dat trolling? | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Since I hate school, I've been going to the Nurse's office a lot and just passing out all day. So one time, I was in and out of sleep (nurse beds aren't THAT comfortable for sleep...) and whilst being in and out, I had a dream about my ex. My dream was simple: I was either A) Retarded,  Wasted, or C) Stoned or just some other fucked up. I was laying down in the passenger side seat of my Jeep. I like leaned forward, and saw that the Girl (only girl I've ever fallen in love with, mind you) was driving, and she doesn't drive, so it was weird. But she was really relaxed and really good, and we were on our way to a city (Kingston - where the theatres are) So I turn to her and I'm like "where are we going?" not knowing what's going on, like I just woke up from sleep. and she just giggled and looked over and was like "We're going to hangout in Kingston silly  " as she rubbed my leg quick like I was dumb and I should have known that. So I was just automatically happy to be reassured like that so I leaned over to kiss her shoulder, and then I laid back down, tickling her hand on the shifter.Why is this dream weird to me? It's not, I just always miss this girl. But seriously... when I woke from this dream, it was the happiest I've ever been from waking up... Now, I'm not a morning person, but I was so god damn happy from this single dream that I remember so vividly. I know where we were driving to, where we were at currently, what everything looked like, what she was wearing, and ESPECIALLY what she looked like. I've heard that in dreams you don't really see faces, just images of bodies that you can recall. so the fact that I saw her face was quite symbolic and simply awesome. /end_rant. Not hijacking your thread buddha, I just thought your dream was so fucked up I had to share mine that has been fucking with me since I've had it  (P.S. side note. I slept in the nurse's office yesterday too, and I had a dream that I was backing up with some random car in the dark by my friends driveway while my two bestfriends were standing in front of the vehicle. Then all of a sudden they were grabbed by some figure and THROWN against the front of my vehicle. At first I was like WTF then I realized they were really hurt, and this figure with long brown hair was really powerful and creepy and he wouldn't look at me, so I was really fucking scared then all of a sudden I woke up) |
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Glas4d wrote ... I think ur fucked btw. but still hot. pretty on the nose, lol |
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD STORY! TELL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT AGAIN! |
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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
only an asian girl... | ||
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Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PM Posts: 1717 |
Zero wrote ... Since I hate school, I've been going to the Nurse's office a lot and just passing out all day. So one time, I was in and out of sleep (nurse beds aren't THAT comfortable for sleep...) and whilst being in and out, I had a dream about my ex. My dream was simple: I was either A) Retarded, Wasted, or C) Stoned or just some other fucked up. I was laying down in the passenger side seat of my Jeep. I like leaned forward, and saw that the Girl (only girl I've ever fallen in love with, mind you) was driving, and she doesn't drive, so it was weird. But she was really relaxed and really good, and we were on our way to a city (Kingston - where the theatres are) So I turn to her and I'm like "where are we going?" not knowing what's going on, like I just woke up from sleep. and she just giggled and looked over and was like "We're going to hangout in Kingston silly " as she rubbed my leg quick like I was dumb and I should have known that. So I was just automatically happy to be reassured like that so I leaned over to kiss her shoulder, and then I laid back down, tickling her hand on the shifter.Why is this dream weird to me? It's not, I just always miss this girl. But seriously... when I woke from this dream, it was the happiest I've ever been from waking up... Now, I'm not a morning person, but I was so god damn happy from this single dream that I remember so vividly. I know where we were driving to, where we were at currently, what everything looked like, what she was wearing, and ESPECIALLY what she looked like. I've heard that in dreams you don't really see faces, just images of bodies that you can recall. so the fact that I saw her face was quite symbolic and simply awesome. /end_rant. Not hijacking your thread buddha, I just thought your dream was so fucked up I had to share mine that has been fucking with me since I've had it (P.S. side note. I slept in the nurse's office yesterday too, and I had a dream that I was backing up with some random car in the dark by my friends driveway while my two bestfriends were standing in front of the vehicle. Then all of a sudden they were grabbed by some figure and THROWN against the front of my vehicle. At first I was like WTF then I realized they were really hurt, and this figure with long brown hair was really powerful and creepy and he wouldn't look at me, so I was really fucking scared then all of a sudden I woke up) You seem to think that we actually care about everybodys dreams. brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots brb care boots |
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Joined: Sat Jun 30 2007, 01:17AMPosts: 542 |
That dream must be good luck. | ||
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Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Nice Boodz | ||
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