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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
I'll start off and everybody try to add-on. Try numbering them. 1) You refuse to have sex becouse you have to go to the "office". 2) You make 400+ posts in a week. 3) You consider "surfing" your sport. 4) You can name every single forum member in 2.7 seconds. 5) When your mom/wife/gf/bf pull open the blinds in the morning you scream "WTF?OMG! TEAMFLASH!" 6) When this is you're home page. 7) When you're stuck behind fat people on the street you scream "CTs STOP CAMPING!" 8 ) You bring a knife to gym class becouse you thin "it will make you run faster". 9)When you make a thread called "101+ Signs you play too much FT.." Fell free to add on, our goal is 101! Edited Tue Aug 15 2006, 01:54PM |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
10. When youre so bored you make a video of you and your friends shooting eachother with airsoft guns and pretending its counter strike. | ||
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
11) You take the time to read a post about 101 signs you play too much fish tank 12) You reply to that post to add on 13) This thread actually makes it to 101 signs 14) You use radio commands in real life 15) You've had a CS airsoft scrimage complete with hostages 16) You remodle your house to look more like office 17) You own at least one T-shirt that makes some sort of reference to CS 18) If you were asked to surf in real life, you'd strap on some combat boots, put on a helmet and a face mask 19) You buy a catheter and an iv drip so you never have to go on those annoying bathroom breaks that take you away from gaming 20) In real life, you refer to yourself as your screen name 21) your desktop wallpaper is a screenshot from CS Edited Tue Aug 15 2006, 02:44PM |
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PM Posts: 665 |
lol 22) You invite your right hand to a date with Wu's cousin posts. 23) When a hot girl walks up to you saying "Hey, wanna see the many ways I can twist my tounge?" you respond "Can't be distracted by sprays" and walk away. |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
24) You've actually got every Fish Tank admin's Xfire. 25) When you come home from a LONG vacation, the first thing you do is log onto fishtankclan.com or go on one of the servers. Edited Tue Aug 15 2006, 05:25PM |
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All That Jazz
Registered Member #335
Joined: Sun Jul 09 2006, 01:59PMPosts: 154 |
24) Your computer table has become your new dining room table. 25) You refuse to leave the house unless it's a trip to best buy to get an upgrade for your PC. |
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Registered Member #188
Joined: Sat Apr 01 2006, 04:34PMPosts: 261 |
26) You review scrims and demo's on your computer to see mistakes you might;ve made. 27) When away from css too long you re-enact battles with pinecones; complete with radio commands "Fire in the hole" 28) When someone says something you don't like you mutter "C 8" The radio command for..."Negative" 29) When in wal-mart or other shopping centers, buildings, you pretend that other shoppers are your enemies, and go through radio commands so your team can cut him down. |
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Registered Member #121
Joined: Thu Jan 05 2006, 05:38AMPosts: 149 |
30) When you try to sneak your way around the house, pretending its counter strike. 31) When you plan to rob someones house using CS method but with a airpellet gun. 32) When you try to eat and play at the same time. 33) When you go to a new built area at night, and re-enact counter strike methods, and good sniping areas. 34) If a war ever broke out, you wonder if these CS skills would actually work. 35) Half you hours on CS time are in Spec and you actually sit there and watch. 36) You make an excuse to your girlfriend to play CS, unless you know your going to get laid that night. 37) When you sit in spec and try to make new stratagies on how to kill the enemy. 38) when you try to create new spots for knife kills. 39) when you say 'owned' for any other situation besides in CS. 40) When you use you camera flash as a flashbomb. |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
41) You've had nightmares of you getting VAC banned 42) Your goal in life is to get ranked 1 on all Fish Tank servers 43) (if you haven't already got admin) Dreamed about getting admin 44) Your only friends in life are in Fish Tank 45) You have actually taken a screenshot of you or someone else pwning on CSS 46) You can actually name all the CS lingo, example: Scrim, h4x, pwned, rofl, etc. 47) You keep track of your hours on all Fish Tank servers per-day 48) ACTUALLY preffered CSS more than PORN 49) When you slap someone on the face, you run around yelling, "BOOM HEADSHOT" 50) When your mom/dad, etc. grounds you, you start yelling frantically like you're have a seizure, yell, "OMG HACKS!" Edited Tue Aug 15 2006, 08:03PM |
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Registered Member #188
Joined: Sat Apr 01 2006, 04:34PM Posts: 261 |
I do number 34 all the time, like when I'm watching a war movie "no no your spraying, cmon 2 round burst and strafe cal baby...idiots" | ||
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