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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
So I met some girl at the bar like 4 weeks ago, she was kind of cute, cute enough you know what I mean... like not fucking banging or anything but still decently attractive. Short, red hair, brown eyes, cute face, nice tits, and a little feisty... which I like. Anyway so when we first met she was with some English dude who was here for work or something and she was an avid Red Sox fan, yelling at the TV, drinking beer... etc... I was smitten. So I sat down on the side of her and talked to them for a while (trying to explain baseball to the retarded british guy) But with the dude there and all I didn't want to blatantly hit on her. So a week goes by and then she's there again. This time with a friend (who turns out is a lesbian) and again I sit down on the side of her and we get to talking but I guess her friend was having an emo fit or something and w anted to kill herself, so the redhead was preoccupied. Another night goes by and NoSkill gets nada. Now my friends/bar regulars are starting to bust my balls. They're like "Dude you gonna fuckin hook up with that chick or what? You just gonna fuckin talk to her all night you pussy?" etc etc Which was starting to piss me off. So like 2 weeks go by, I didn't go to the bar much until yesterday. I go again, now... I've been there since like 5:30pm and she comes in around like 8pm. I was about to leave but when she sat down on the side of my I was like... oh well I guess I'll stay. (missed a raid and got gkicked for it... well the guild disbanded but that's another story lol) So like fuckin 3 hours goes by in a blink of an eye and we're getting shit faced. I mean balls out fuckin cocked. Slurring, stumbling, knocking shit over. Well at least I was shitfaced, having 3 hours on the girl. I mean 3 sheets to the wind kind of drunk. So this is a restaraunt bar and they close at 11. 11 rolls around and the bartender, who's a good friend of mine, is talking to some other people about going to another bar. The girl looks at me and is like You wanna go? I'm like Sure whatever, and she's like well I'm not gonna go unless you go. And me being a drunken asshole I grudgingly oblige. So we get to bar #2 and proceed to drinking some more and playing darts. I'm a fuckin mess, I'm throwing darts around the room, they're fucking landing in the wall... the floor... the fuckin ceiling, anywhere but the dart board. She closes out all of her #'s but can't hit Bulls to save her life... this goes on for like an hour and we're just like, fuck this game let's just sit at the bar and drink. So we're sittin at the bar and she's drawing on me and rubbing my leg and holding my hand and shit (even in my inebriated stupor I knew where this was going). So last call comes around and I do a shot and we leave. As we're walking out she's like grabbing my ass and shit so we get to our cars, and I just pin her up against the back of my car and we start making out. It was a decent makeout session, despite being wrecked. I start to go down on her neck and she starts breathing heavy and grinding her twat into my cock. And then... I had a fucking shrieking blinding moment of sobriety and dare I say conscience and I said to myself "Do you really want to fuck this drunk girl?" and my brain said "No." So I stopped kissing her, took her hand, thanked her for the night and told her I'd call her, got in my car and fucking drove away. And now... now that I sit here and type this... I don't even care. I'm not going to call her, I don't even give a shit about fucking her and to be honest I couldn't give two shits about what she thinks of me or the night. What... happened to me? Normally I would of just fucked her right there in the parking lot... but... I didn't... Normally I'd want to follow up on that shit and fuck her during lunch (she lives next to my work) but... I don't... Anyway thanks for reading. |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
huh... | ||
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
I'm still half drunk... I just felt like rambling as usual. | ||
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
interesting story..i'm just a little shocked i guess hah | ||
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
i mean, im confused lol. all i can say is u played ur cards well my friend | ||
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
It's your sixth sense dude. She's got a peen. | ||
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Registered Member #607
Joined: Mon Mar 19 2007, 10:48PMPosts: 225 |
Buddha wrote ... It's your sixth sense dude. She's got a peen. Or maybe it was his spidey sense telling him he would go flaccid half way through. |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
NoSkill doesn't get flaccid, he just doesn't | ||
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
This sounds like a symptom of a World of Warcraft addiction. | ||
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
lawls^^ | ||
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