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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
1) The biggest holidays of the year become Halloween and possibly St. Patricks day.... 2) Professors are just like you and me. Passing a class depends on what they say, not whats on the syllabus. 3) You WILL see some weird shit. It will probably be something someone does 4) college = ultimately learning experience of my life thus far... 5) I mean, you CAN get all the sleep you want in college, but you'll be missing way too much... 6) If your going out one night for the sole purpose of getting chicks, The presence of Alcohol 20x your success rate, if not more 7) Do your fucking work. If not you will get unpleasant surprises  You CAN pass a midterm containing 50 questions after studying 10 min and missing a few classes. a few times actually..9) People are either MADD FUCKING WEIRD or on the ball. there is no in between. 10) Make as many friends as possible. That one extra number in your phone book might save your night 11) If you find a group of people that are truly amazing, embrace them. 12) With enough Alcohol in your system, you will do ANYTHING lol. I once slobbered all over this chick i was dancing with. 13) A good roommate is almost a luxury. A roommate that you actually do tings with and enjoy is pretty amazing. 14) Walking in on your roommate masturbating is Epic, and a lil disturbing. 15) Ultimate Frisbee is a sport to at least be considered. 16) Be Careful about the class requirements a teacher CLAIMS you need. Big bucks can be saved. 17) Food is your main concern 24/7. Always be aware of money for food and a decent location for food. 18) A girl does not lose attractiveness after puking...lol.. 19) Be careful around the people you meet. some ARE out to get you. 20) The right prof can turn the hardest classes into heaven, and a hardass prof can turn intro to baseball or history of comic books into a nightmare. 21) I once saw my Teacher's Assistant drunk as shit in the bar doing the weirdest dance i have ever seen. This was sight i knew i would not soon forget. 22) Wildlife is the shit and makes the campus relaxing. 23) Free alcohol is as follows: know the bartender (might be someone in your class), go to a party with your own cup, find out where the cups are kept, or go to a house party and wait, it will come eventually. 24) enjoy the first years as much as possible, soon the workload will increase to points where your days/weeks are killed. 25) Semesters are short  , Waste as little time as possible27) underclassmen/ freshmen make great company/friends/entertainment 28) engineering majors isn't a cup of tea. 29) Withdrawing from a class is sometimes necessary 30) The things you do under the influence may surprise the shit outta you. I've made out with a gremlim, almost had sex with a gremlin, passed out in a hallway, gotten into fights...not actions i am proud of lol. 31) Seeing two hot girls make out in front of your face is pretty dam hawt. 33) Weed can annihilate even the worst of hangovers. 34) If you have a hangover you still HAVE to do the necessities no matter how hard it may seem. Including Eating and Drinking 35) Do not let your typical asshole run all over you. Actually don't let anyone, be prepared to fight. 36) You really learn a lot in college. especially about people. 37) Very little is impossible. 38) Power hours were made for beer not Yager shots...my god the memory alone haunts me... 39) A nice skill to learn in college is to learn to acquire friends ( as gay as it sounds they are helpful) 40) The unexpected WILL happen, but at least it makes life interesting 41) Character is made here. Trust your instincts. And people DO lie. 42) RA's are not to be feared nor disrespected nor respected. 43) When trying to bag a chick, less talkin is better. Keep to the most interesting of things, for example: oh yea i only had sex once when i was 10. 44) Women. 45) Bacardi 151 is not "just another drunk" lol. 46) You will learn things you never really knew about yourself. My roommate told me i talked in my sleep. 48) No class on Fridays = god given gift. Strive towards it. 49) Making some SOLID GOOD friends will definitely improve your college yrs. 50) Girls WANT to have sex. Never forget this. 51) Having as much sex as possibly is a fun goal. 53) Sex 54) more Sex 55) The right video game may be better than any party on campus. 56) A clean room is very helpful. There's a lot more but those are the ones off the top of my head Why did i make this list? it was fun Why Am i posting this? well i at least typed it so i might as well share it with some people Is this supposed to be taken into serious consideration of anything you do in college? Very lightly |
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| kremit |
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Space Monkey
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Joined: Sat Nov 12 2005, 03:26AMPosts: 378 |
1) Dont talk about personal life in school. 2) Dont talk about weed in school. 3) Dont talk about racism in school. 4) Dont smoke weed in school. 5) Dont bring knives or weapons to school. 6) Dont trust people in school. 7) Dont let electronics out of your sight at school. Dont engage in sexual acts on school property (its not sexual if you dont get caught)I am a fairly private person, in fact im so private I dont even look in the mirror. I dont like people knowing what I do at home on the internet (OTHER than porn  )People can fuck you over so be careful what they know about you. |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
0) Any Computer classes you must learn to start counting from 0 1) Always wait as long as possible to buy your books. You'd be surprised how many classes you don't need them for (unless it's a computer class with a real geeky book, then buy immediately) 2) Don't under any circumstances fall asleep with your shoes on... or in the hallway for that matter 3) Sign up for classes as early as possible. If it means getting up at 5:30 am, do it. 4) NEVER drink from an unattended cup. Never 5) Pot solves all problems. If you need an instant friend with the right hookups... pot. 6) Stay at the dorms for weekends and go out, even if you live nearby. 7) learn who's who in your posse. We knew a manger of a local movie thearter. Every time we wanted to see something, we got a private midnight showing and brought our own "refreshments" (aka jagermeister and a 3 foot bong). Spoof. Learn it. Love it. Use it.9) learn to ride something with wheels on it, and get good with it (longboarding was really popular at my school). 48) just want to repeat the no class on Friday thing... yea P.S. Madv, did you skip rule 32 on purpose? It's a very important rule after all... Edited Tue May 05 2009, 12:03AM |
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
haha toast i was gonna do the 0 thing so.. 0) You often then not, you are much more intimidating than you think, i'm not saying be an asshole but be confident in everything you do. 1) If you don't smoke that green tobacco, greasy food is an amazing hangover cure 2) Get a job and stick with it, the extra money WILL come in handy and it keeps you active 3) If you're too drunk to decide if the girl is alright to get healthy with in a friends bed, don't let her "talk" to you in his room in private 4) Try to skip as few of classes as possible, a mental health day every now and then is fine, but attendance/in class shit ends up being worth quite a lot of points in the end(some classes) 5) Be sure of who you are, I myself am not a super outgoing person or anything like that, i don't have a shit ton of friends because i don't want them, I have close friends they will come in handy much more often than any half ass friends 6) If you have friends that don't drink, always stay on their good side, never know when you'll need an emergency ride 7) BYOB? bring a backpack, somethin goes down you can toss your shit and be gone in no time, saving you that precious alcohol Don't be a kiss ass but if you ever see a prof outside of school, say hello, it goes a long ways9) power naps can totally turn your day around, don't make it too long, 20 minutes is about right 10) fuckin enjoy it, no matter what's happening, enjoy every minute of it |
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| kamikaze |
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Registered Member #764
Joined: Sat Jun 30 2007, 01:17AMPosts: 542 |
Madvillain wrote ... 50) Girls WANT to have sex. Never forget this. This plays well with my favorite line "You know you want it." |
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Can we change this so an 8 followed by a Parenthesis doesnt turn into an emoticon... this has driven me crazy for 5+ years now. | ||
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| b4ndito |
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b4ndito
Registered Member #958
Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
1. It's much easier to justify bad grades to your parents than to work hard to get good grades. 2. If your parents don't accept your excuses for bad grades, tell them the professor barely spoke English and you couldn't drop the class without losing your financial aid. 3. Keg parties are rarely fun, unless it's your close friends only (which is nearly never). 4. If you get a good meal in before you pass out drunk, you can make it to work in 4 hours without a hangover. 5. No matter where you go, you'll always be able to find the guys who spend more time in the gym than in class. 6. Two jobs + Full time student =/= success 7. The more left-wing your teacher is, the more points you'll get for using terms like "sociocultural" and "social hierarchy." 8. Don't ever accept a brochure or sign a petition from a black person or a white-girl with a guy's haircut. 9. If you own a grill and can use it properly, bitches will flock to your house at the first discussion of meat, whether the meat is a steak or your cock. 10. Pre-gaming is nature's compensation for guys' ability to drink more than girls. Disproportionate drinking + casual sex = rape. 11. Never pull out of a girl to answer a steam message from a guy in your CSS clan. She'll leave. Seriously. |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
lol bandito, wow... lol um rule 31 and 32 were similar so i jus combined em lol i ono what rule 32 UR talking about Edited Tue May 05 2009, 03:00PM |
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
Rule #302 If you throw a party in your room/apartment/house and don't get laid, urdoingitrong. |
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