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New counter-strike fellas....
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You'll survive covid?
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Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
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How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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Madvillain
Tue Jul 21 2009, 11:27AM Print
Madvillain
Registered Member #445 Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM
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 my car has officially been bought, I NEED TO PASS MY DRIVERS TEST SO I CAN DRIVE MY SELF TO HOFSTRA lol any advice?
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Maddogme
Tue Jul 21 2009, 01:29PM
Maddogme
Registered Member #964 Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM
Posts: 1776
 Don't suck.
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Kcow
Tue Jul 21 2009, 03:39PM
Kcow
Registered Member #643 Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM
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 Hitting a old black women at 80 yelling "50 POINTS" does not help your score
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Madvillain
Tue Jul 21 2009, 03:45PM
Madvillain
Registered Member #445 Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM
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 lolol! ^
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.4ngryToasters
Tue Jul 21 2009, 05:23PM
you would
 .4ngryToasters
Registered Member #149 Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM
Posts: 2039
 When the driving instructor asks you to parallel park, take him to a back ally (he may ask you what the fuck you're doing, but this is all part of the test), then list all of your sexual services. If the prices are right you pass the test. Oh, and don't forget the courtesy reach around.
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Madvillain
Tue Jul 21 2009, 05:34PM
Madvillain
Registered Member #445 Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM
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 lol hopefully i have ahot chick...

honestly i have alot more success when my bosses/persons in power is female...too bad thats a rare site lol
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Syntax
Tue Jul 21 2009, 09:20PM
Rudeboy Supreme!
 Syntax
Registered Member #617 Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM
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 My driver instructor was a hot chick. Trust me, its hard to drive well and check her out sitting next to you at the same time.

Almost failed cuz she made me miss a couple shoulder checks...her tits were much more interesting then the biker i almost killed.
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peacebypeice
Wed Jul 22 2009, 12:57AM
peacebypeice
 peacebypeice
Registered Member #925 Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM
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 bring a hot girl to distract the instructor from your shite driving
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Zero
Wed Jul 22 2009, 02:29AM
I want to fuck your hand.
 Zero
Registered Member #571 Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM
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peacebypeice wrote ...

bring a hot girl to distract the instructor from your shite driving


no one else is allowed in the car in NY. they are strict as shit up in here.
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b4ndito
Wed Jul 22 2009, 04:38AM
b4ndito
 b4ndito
Registered Member #958 Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AM
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 The two most important things about driving, in this order:

1. Always focus on driving; keeping in your lane, watching your speed, and paying attention to your surroundings. It'll keep you from getting into a wreck or killing yourself. Driving 15 mph over the limit doesn't make you cool or get you where you're going that much faster. It makes you wreck your car and pay out a lot of insurance money.

2. Learn to parallel park because if you can't do it properly you can just cut your dick off and feed it to the dogs because, for all intents and purposes, you are now a woman.


Miscellaneous tips:

-Learn to take care of your car, i.e. changing/checking oil, tire pressure/changing tires, etc.

-If you have to put a special muffler on your car to make it sound manly, you need to buy a new car. Your 1994 Honda Civic is not a cool car, it will never sound good, and spray painting it black will just prove to everyone around you that you are a determined candidate for euthanasia.

-Don't tailgate or speed into red lights. You'll just waste gas and probably wreck yourself.

-Stay away from other cars whenever possible.

-Don't keep drugs of any kind in your car (or alcohol if you're underage); you're black, and the cops will take any excuse to pull you over and search you. I'm not being racist, it's the truth.

-Don't put money into supping a car that isn't worth anything. For example, I am nursing my car along with the basics because I don't want to have to buy a new one before I'm out of school. Save up for a cool car, don't convert a shitty piece of shit.
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New counter-strike fellas....
1 year ago
You'll survive covid?
2 years ago
Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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