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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
gotta love omegle this was me and some friends talking to some random guy. we ended up talking to him for about an hour. if you dont feel like reading it all, here is a quick rundown: He gave us his real name, his hometown, his email address, and a picture. He agreed to meet "Justine" at a starbucks in maple valley, washington on wednesday at 4:30 PST. He completely bought our story and had no idea we were fucking with him And yes, i created an email address (jchadborne2010@yahoo,com) and he has emailed it several times since the conversation with tiny love notes. I suggest reading it all. It was just as funny doing it as it is reading it Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: asl ? Stranger: 17 m WA You: cute  Stranger: :] you? You: so uhhh u like umm big girls? You: uk its more cushin for the pushin Stranger: hahaha actually kind of You: hahha ohhh man where have u been all my life sexy! Stranger: hahaha in my little suburban home in Maple Valley You: ohhh thats cute! so do u like pics? You: wanna see my tits? Stranger: yes You: -[link]- You: this is sponsered by my website my brother owns image shack Stranger: haha doesnt work You: -[link]- You: try this You: =] Stranger: OHMYGOD. I wanna fuck those You: some guys dont like my tits casue there about the size of my boobs they just dont know what to do with them You: sooooooooooooo how bigs ur dick i like em curved and uncercumsized Stranger: oh man idk. like 8 inches maybe? You: i could do so much with that 8 inches You: i could fit ur shaft and balls in my mouth Stranger: oh man i wish you would You: hows ur balls some guys have tenis balls and some guys have bouncy ballls You: for sizes Stranger: haha not tennis You: ohhh ok well im not gunna lie the last thing i shoved up my vagina was a wine bottle You: thick end first You: ive allways wanted to try this..... u wanna put ur head up my vigina You: ? Stranger: hahaha nah i'll stick to a blowjob and some titfucking You: ok nice i like that! i like hairy men how hairy are u? Stranger: dude no way? im sooo hairy. im self-concious about it actually You: i like em like a bear You: mullets especially You: i donated my pubic hair to locks of luv they were very appreciative =) you should do the same Stranger: haha wtf You: its such nice to give back to the community You: hahaha im kidding Stranger: hahaha You: im not good at this online sexplay thing im not used to it You: my last boyfriend dumped me last weekend so im trying to bounce back :/ Stranger: oh its cool. you were doing good talkin about blowing. You: im having a hard time finding someone better than that scumbag  Stranger: and im sorry :[ You: its ok Stranger: yeah i understand You: but yes i love putting giant cocks in my mouth You: its such a great feeling You: my boyfriend wasnt big but he wasnt small either Stranger: yeah, is it true that big girls give better head? You: so he was good but theres always room for improvement  You: im not sure but i know my ex loved it You: he said i was one of the best hes had Stranger: yeah. god youre getting me so hard You: but hes a cocksucking faggot douchebag who likes to cheat on his girlfriends so he could have been lying You: :/ Stranger: ohhh :[ You: am i?  Stranger: yeah! You: ok so are u into kinky shit? Stranger: mmmm depend i guess You: ok lets give this a try..... You: how bout u take a shit and dragg it across my chest and then drop it in my mouth Stranger: haha no You: You: i didnt at first but my boyfriend introduced me into it You: after the first couple times i actuallyc ame to enjoy it Stranger: huh. yeah idk about that. You: well thats ok then i was just asking... You: what do you like to do? Stranger: blowjobs, fuck, facials, tit cumshots You: just normal stuff? You: aww :/ You: i like them all too though so thats ok Stranger: pretty much haha You: so where in washington do you live? You: i actually live in portland so im not far Stranger: Maple Valley You: ooh my brother lives there Stranger: really? who? You: only 2 and a half hours from portland You: doug simpson Stranger: mmm idk You: no? You: hes a good guy You: he was friends with my ex You: hes the one who hooked me up with him You: but that didnt turn out so well :/ Stranger: oh im sorry. thats too bad You: yeah :/ You: so where in maple valley do you live? You: maybe we can go get some coffee sometime Stranger: hahaha like way out close to Ravensdale You: ooh nice You: im actually going up to see my brother wednesday for his anniversary party You: maybe we can get together? Stranger: yeah? You: ok cool! You: where do you want to meet? Stranger: starbucks? You: which one? Stranger: which ever. and haha idk. this is sketchy to me You: well yeah it does seem pretty strange but its just cause we havent talked in person You: trust me once we meet itll be better You: i like you you seem like a trustworthy, honest guy You: my last boyfriend was a complete asshole so i just want someone caring and you seem like you are You: if you dont feel comfortable with this i completely understand Stranger: well i try. but yeah idk. just a little strange You: do you trust me? Stranger: meh. how do i know youre who you say you are? You: you dont You: but how do i know youre who you say you are? You: we could both ask the same question Stranger: good point. You: so we just have to trust eachother You: so do you want to or not? Stranger: when? You: pick a date? You: i just got my car fixed so i can go when ever Stranger: well how long are you gonna be in town? You: its only going to be for a day Stranger: ok. so why would i pick a date haha You: well i mean i can drive down there when ever Stranger: ok. when were you going to? You: how about wednesday? Stranger: ok. when? You: 4:30 You: i have plans with my brother before that =/ You: i wont tell him though Stranger: ok thats fine. i dont even know how old you are You: do you know the starbucks on black diamond road? Stranger: um no. You: =/ can you find out? You: im 16 You: whats your name? Stranger: what?! no way Stranger: youre 16? You: well almost 17 Stranger: seriously? You: yea? You: you ok with that? Stranger: well ok. that makes me feel better about this. You: whats your name? You: like You: should i hold a sign with your name or something? Stranger: haha no. if it was you in the picture, il recognize you. You: good point You: well can i still ask your name? You: kinda wierd that i dont lol Stranger: Dane. you? You: Lisa Stranger: ok what about the starbucks by QFC? You: im not sure where that is but i will ask my brother im sure he would know Stranger: ok. how old is your brother? You: he is 23 Stranger: ok. got any other pics? it would make me feel a little bit better about this You: hold on... You: not on file! my computer crashed a week ago and i had all my pics were on there =[ Stranger: take another You: ok give me a second... You: ill make it extra special for you Stranger: alright You: ok i had my friend take two pictures but ill send them as one so its easyStranger: ok You: ok here You: -[link]- Stranger: hmmm. ok. youre really 16? You: yes of course You: im a junior You: at franklin high You: in portland Stranger: ok. well yeah meet you. im really short just so you know Stranger: i will* You: how short? You: and ok Stranger: um pretty short. and il probably be on a skateboard You: ok ill be wearing a red hatYou: and a black strapless dress You: dont ask me to bend over though Stranger: ok. hahaha alright cool. so the Starbucks by QFC. 4:30. You: on wednesday You: can i see a picture of you first? Stranger: yeah hold on. you want close face? or like chest and face? You: chest and face You: i gave you a body shot so yeahh... Stranger: haha gotcha. You: Stranger: ok you want me to send it to your email or something? You: no just upload it to imageshack.us You: thats where i upload mine to Stranger: ok You: actually :/ i left my dress at my friends house and she's wearing on vacation this week You: so i guess ill wear... You: jeans and a red shirt You: ok? Stranger: ok You: i knew i shouldve gone to pick it up before she left You: haha Stranger: -[link]- You: ooh cute hair Stranger: hahaha thanks Stranger: its pretty crazy You: yeah its gnarly Stranger: haha well thanks You: do you have aim? You: or email? Stranger: email. no aim You: what is it? Stranger: -[email]- Stranger: ....? You: nothing im sending you an email so you can have mine You: i clicked on this tab by mistake and started typing haha Stranger: haha ok You: ok i sent it Stranger: i thought your name was Lisa Stranger: hmmmm You: lisa is what i tell people online i dont trust You: but now i trust you You: so im telling you my real name You: You: dont worry i just dont want to be hurt by somebody Stranger: huh. ok. well fair enough. You: alright well i have to go bring my friend home before dinner You: email me? Stranger: cool. alright You: nice meeting you You: cant wait to see you Stranger: you too. bye You: byeee You have disconnected. Edited Sun Sep 13 2009, 04:05AM |
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
COOL STORY BRO
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
tl;dr you got trolled. also you fail at pedobait, you gave a picture of a 40+ year old and you said you were 16. fail. Edited Sun Sep 13 2009, 05:25AM |
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM Posts: 3146 |
it doesnt matter since he bought it Edited Sun Sep 13 2009, 03:08PM | ||
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
stopped around halfway...for some reason something about hairy ppl and giant cocks made me wanna lose my breakfast... um cool story bro? |
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
too into character. you need to say more fucked up shit about shitting on your chest. if they don't leave within five minutes of you saying fucked up shit, you didn't do good enough. | ||
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| Glas4d |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
This is the best you got on a Saturday night? | ||
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Glas4d wrote ... This is the best you got on a Saturday night? win |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
i thought it was creative | ||
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