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gLiTch

New counter-strike fellas....

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scope_uk

You'll survive covid?

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Evilpig

Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-

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Evilpig

Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-

2 years ago

gLiTch

Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.

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Zero

Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much

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JapJap

Hi, hope everyone is doing well.

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unblock me so i can block you first

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amishburrito

How's firefighting?

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Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick

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Noname|Boom

Wed Aug 16 2006, 08:57PM

That one guy...

Registered Member #250 Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM
Posts: 2603

:D -[link]- there you guys are! If there is any problems or additions you wanna put just post here, Xfire me (bo0mheadsh0t023 = Xfire username) or PM me

Credit for making the thread in the first place goes to Bleek. Thanks for adding on this and making this possible (I put everyone's name who posted at least 1 sign) or if you don't wanna DL it:

Thread Creator: bleek

Editor (guy who made it into a readme file, edited, etc.): NoName|Boom

Posters/Givers, etc.: bleek, mugen power, Angry Leprechaun, 4ngryToasters, eMeRiCaN, NoName|Boom, Rainman, Night_Ninja, |ANAL| NAZI

Website: -[link]- (A CSS clan)

101+ Signs That You Play Too Much Fish Tank..

1) You refuse to have sex because you have to go to the "office".

2) You make 400+ posts in a week.

3) You consider "surfing" your sport.

4) You can name every single forum member in 2.7 seconds.

5) When your mom, wife, bf, gf, etc. pulls open the blinds in the morning, you scream, "WTF? OMG!! TEAMFLASH!"

6) When the 101+ signs thread or fishtankclan.com is your homepage.

7) When you're stuck behind fat people on the street you scream, "CTs STOP CAMPING!"

8.) You bring a knife to gym class because you think "it will make you run faster".

9) When you make a thread called "101+ Signs you play too much FT.."

10) When you're so bored you make a video of you and your friends shooting eachother with airsoft guns and pretending it's CS.

11) You take the time to read a post about 101 signs you play too much fish tank.

12) You reply to that post to add on.

13) This thread actually makes it to 101 signs.

14) You use radio commands in real life.

15) You've had a CS airsoft scrimage complete with hostages.

16) You remodle your house to look more like office.

17) You own at least one T-shirt that makes some sort of reference to CS.

18) If you were asked to surf in real life, you'd strap on some combat boots, put on a helmet and a face mask.

19) You buy a catheter and an iv drip so you never have to go on those annoying bathroom breaks that take you away from gaming.

20) In real life, you refer to yourself as your screen name.

21) Your desktop wallpaper is a screenshot from CS.

22) You invite your right hand to a date with Wu's cousin posts.

23) When a hot girl walks up to you saying "Hey, wanna see the many ways I can twist my tounge?" you respond "Can't be distracted by sprays" and walk away.

24) You've actually got every Fish Tank admin's Xfire.

25) When you come home from a LONG vacation, the first thing you do is log onto fishtankclan.com or go on one of the servers.

26) Your computer table has become your new dining room table.

27) You refuse to leave the house unless it's a trip to best buy to get an upgrade for your PC.

28) You review scrims and demo's on your computer to see mistakes you might've made.

29) When away from CS too long you re-enact battles with pinecones; complete with radio commands "Fire in the hole!"

30) When someone says something you don't like you mutter "C-8" The radio command for "Negative."

31) When in wal-mart or other shopping centers, buildings, you pretend that other shoppers are your enemies, and go through radio commands so your team can cut him down.

32) When you try to sneak your way around the house, pretending it's CS.

33) When you plan to rob someones house using CS methods, but with an airpellet gun.

34) When you try to eat and play at the same time.

35) When you go to a new built area at night, and re-enact counter strike methods, and good sniping areas.

36) If a war ever broke out, you wonder if these CS skills would actually work.

37) Half of you hours on CS time are in Spec and you actually sit there and watch.

38) You make an excuse to your girlfriend to play CS, unless you know your going to get laid that night.

39) When you sit in spec and try to make new stratagies on how to kill the enemy.

40) When you try to create new spots for knife kills.

41) When you say 'owned' for any other situation besides in CS.

42) When you use you camera flash as a flashbomb.

43) You've had nightmares of you getting VAC banned.

44) Your goal in life is to get ranked 1 on all Fish Tank servers.

45) (If you haven't already got admin) Dreamed about getting admin.

46) Your only friends in life are in Fish Tank (what a sad, sad world...).

47) You have actually taken a screenshot of you or someone else pwning on CS.

48) You can actually name all the CS lingo, example: Scrim, h4x, pwned, rofl, etc.

49) You keep track of your hours on all Fish Tank servers per-day.

50) ACTUALLY preffered CS more than PORN (shame on you!).

51) When you slap someone on the face, you run around yelling, "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

52) When your mom/dad, etc. grounds you, you start yelling frantically like you're have a seizure, "OMG HACKS!"

54) In school when you fail a test you to the principal and say the teacher hacked.

55) While in the bathroom you contimplate CS stratagies.

56) While in the bathroom you think about a hot spray you saw.

57) When you go shopping for fruit you think its a nade and act like a moron.

58) When you visit a family you tell your friends your having a clan lan party.

59) When you saw the Kennedy assisination you screamed "BOOOOOOM HEADSHOT!" in front of every one.. then sulked away to prison for ebing a terrorist.

60) When a terrorist you scream "DURKA DURKA!".

61) The CIA has a wire tap on you cause you keep talking about how fun it is being a terrorist.

62) The CIA arrested you for planning a terrorist bombing.

63) Your iPod has CS sneaking sounds to hear what weapon they are sneaking with them.

64) You took a typing class so you could IM/Xfire, etc. faster.

65) You remember your first CS server's name.

66) You typed up over 10 responses to this list.

67) You believe that when Jesus goes on the server that the apocolypse has come.

68) You're an admin on one of the Fish Tank servers.

69) You have Linux installed

70) You know what Linux is.

71) You bought a Radeon to play HL2

72) You have 2 computers to play CS.

73) You actually play on those 2 computers at the same time to say "BOOM HEADSHOT!" once for 2 different head shots.

74) You're bored and wrote over 20 things to this list.

75) You would sell your mother/brother, etc. for another copy of CS if you got VAC banned and you were broke (so was your family).

76) When you go out and see a name brand of some sort, and think "I should use that as my in-game name!"

77) When you purposely go on porn sites, just so you can have it as a spray.

78) When you're on a vacation, the only thing you can think about is Fish Tank/CS.

79) If you've actually read this far.

80) The first thing you'd say if you got sued would be, "OMG H4CKZ0RZ!"

81) You know everyone who is/was in Fish Tank.

82) You play CS/Chat with your fellow Fish Tanker's when you're on work, vacation, jury duty, etc.

83) When you travel to new places, you think "hey, that'd make a great map, just needs some dynamic lighting..."

84) You've had at least 15 different sigs.

85) Have said to someone "O RLY?" in person.

86) When you get in a fight and say "Alright Bitch, HAX ON!"

87) You think about what your going to say to your fellow Fish Tankers when you get back from your crap.

88) When you keep coming back for more of teh Leprechaun.

89) You'd rather finish the last round on one of the Fish Tank servers, then watch the season finale of your favorite show.

90) You've been gimped at least 5 times from one of the Fish Tank servers.

91) You've been kicked at least 3 times from one of the Fish Tank servers.

92) You've memorized every thread on this forum.

93) If you will remember every sign on this after you've read it.

94) When you've taken the time to edit, post, etc. this (that's me).

95) When your hard drive is full of sprays, skins, maps, etc. from downloading stuff at fishtankclan.com/FPSBanana.com

96) When it took you 2 years to get a good lvl admin.

97) If you've gotten knifed 50 times by kddude.

98) You actually made a fish tank spray/userbar, etc.

99) You have Xfire.

100) Actually know who said "BOOM HEADSHOT!", "LEROY JENKINS!" etc.

101) Celebrated the 101th sign that you're addicted to fish tank.

102) Have met someone in real life that you first met online.

103) When you realized that this is the last post.

P.S. - A "good job, noname" would be nice

Edited Wed Aug 16 2006, 09:41PM