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Sup son?
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Joined: Fri May 25 2007, 01:09AMPosts: 1326 |
I got off work at 10, so I go to this party late. When I get there these two gr.10s start macking on me, and one says that she needs a place to stay. I said sure, so... I took her into the house, got a little head and I tried fingerbanging her. she was too tight to do ANYTHING, my fucking pinky made her cry so I said fuck it. about 3 hours later, I'm right shitfaced so I decided to another kegstand, this was a very bad idea. I puked after 20 seconds of it, so I went home after that and blew this girl off cause I couldn't do fuck all with her. I then woke up in my kitchen with quarter of a 2'6 of Jack Daniels and the same chick in my room. how? idk. | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
This sucks! I wanna go back to the bronx to see my friends and girlfriend. I cant! Cuz if i go to the bronx, she gonna wanna see me. I have a hickey/bitemark on both sides of my neck...lol. Fuck lol. |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
tell her the vampire story, I'm sure she'll understand.  My halloween was awesome. Got dome from my girlfriend before she left the party, got two other girls numbers after she left (one of whom I've been chasing FOREVER) Plus, I got best male costume which meant I got a free 30 rack (but I already drank mine so it basically meant I drank for free, lol) I was a soccer player with a full Barcelona uniform. Since the other guys only really wore soccer jerseys, not the whole uniform, they liked mine more, but that wasn't the whole thing. I got best costume because, when they were tallying their votes, I picked up my soccer ball, opened it up to grab my beer (I made it into a cooler), and the crowd went fucking crazy. favorite halloween to date. Edited Wed Nov 04 2009, 12:27AM |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
i got a full manchester uniform but that wasn't worthy of halloween night, wore it to a dance a couple nights earlier | ||
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
peacebypeice wrote ... i got a full manchester uniform but that wasn't worthy of halloween night, wore it to a dance a couple nights earlier I'd full manchester all over your face. |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
Drank a 26 of jagermeister and a few rockstar vodkas with some dope to set my night off. Went on with a big group of kids to egg some crack heads house. Everyone ran except for me and I almost kicked the shit outta this fuckin sychotic coke head. Then I proceeded to pissed my GF off cuz I was getting "Tooo rowdy" and "looking for fights". I remember chirping a couple fire fighters at this giant ass bonfire down town, and them almost fucking my shit up. Then I went to the bar to see a band. Almost got into 3 more fights... Me and my buddy went to this kids house and did a bunch of blow and chilled until about 2:30 then went back to the bar... I just barely remember getting back into the bar. But apperently my game was good. I got head from this 25 year old broad at the bar that I picked up, dressed as a nurse and she was hot as fuck. We then went to the hotel connected to the bar and fucked for about 2 hours. She wanted me to be all mushy gushy and shit so I peaced, got a cab to the GF's house at about 5 and fucked the shit outta her. It was the best Halloween evar! |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
this is why i don't do drugs Edited Sat Nov 14 2009, 09:07AM | ||
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