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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
First of all, I'll explain to those of you that don't want your time wasted. This is a drunk unimportant story that may not fufill your standards hahaha. Ok so I left this party at like 11:00 my time, cuz I gotta get up early on account that Im going to this hot spring 3 hours away tomorrow and I have to get up pretty early.. So after some beers and a shot or two I rallied up to my vehicular, jumped in and got my tunes pumpin. Took a little detour for a couple smokes and got onto the highway. Praying that I didn't see any po-lice. I made it to the turn off to my house unscathed and not pulled over. Was a little shaky on the road considering this is the first good dump of snow we have had, with about 4 inches on the road. So I'm takin er' easy until I make the last turn onto my street, So i bust an epic E brake in my car and make the corner clean. At which I'm pretty syched for. Now, over estimating my drunk driving ability from that experience, I start shaking the wheel back and fourth...thus making the back end of my car drift from left to right along the road going about 60 km an hour. Nothing special just fooling around right?..... Until I loose control and try to hit the brakes and correct the utter failure I have just commited. As I hit the ditch, skim through the snow, RIGHT in front of a cops house on my road. But I got home safe, and I'm basically bored and drunk as fuck eating some spaghetti and felt the need to tell someone. I gotta pee reaaaaaallllll bad so beak me if you want, I don't mind it. PEacceeeee |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PMPosts: 1717 |
looool. The cops would be up my ass in no time. I have a Tim Hortans very close to my house and all of the cops go there for there breaks. What kind of car do you drive? |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM Posts: 1252 |
I drive a piece of shit 1994 chevy cavalier, I hit a rock on a lake road all drunk and bombed out on extacy and it totalled my tranny, gas tank, fuel pump and cracked my oil pan. Then after I got it back I blew the engine. Now the car that I blew $2000 on to fix, has the "new" tranmission going in it.... But Im saving all my money from work to get a tatty and either a honda civic or an acura integra |
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Registered Member #756
Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PM Posts: 1717 |
Fuck if i lived in a place that got mass amounts of snow I would probably get a tacoma. | ||
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peacebypeice
Registered Member #925
Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
my neighbors are 2 cops in 1 house lol.. but damn, pretty intense story, love e-brakin in the snow 
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
I live on all dirt roads and unfortunately do the same shit, but even worse. I won't even get into the stupid shit I do when I drink, because I'd rather not try to remember or document it for my parents to find, haha. In other news, I stole an iTouch from Walmart today Made the guy get it out of the cabinet, asked if I could pay up front, went into the pillow aisle and took it out of it's box, pocketed it with the headphones, then grabbed the empty box and tossed it in the trash right before I walked out, haha. Walmart people are dumb and/or just hate their jobs so much they really don't give a fuck, haha.
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
Glas4d wrote ... I have a Tim Hortans very close to my house... i hear they have those in canadia |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
syntax wrote ... cuz I gotta get up early on account that Im going to this hot spring 3 hours away tomorrow and I have to get up pretty early.. Really...? Zero wrote ... In other news, I stole an iTouch from Walmart today Made the guy get it out of the cabinet, asked if I could pay up front, went into the pillow aisle and took it out of it's box, pocketed it with the headphones, then grabbed the empty box and tossed it in the trash right before I walked out, haha. Walmart people are dumb and/or just hate their jobs so much they really don't give a fuck, haha. Thank you for your confession. Wildcard and the internet police have been notified and will be arriving at your house shortly to arrest you. Have a nice day. |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM Posts: 2809 |
HAH, I wish, then I'd get to see some friends. in other news, they have no proof. My previous message was a complete lie. | ||
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
In other news; Zero is too poor to afford an iPod Touch. | ||
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