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my cousin just dumped me and shes going to get her bro to kill me :( ....
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Wu-banga
Fri Aug 18 2006, 03:29AM Print
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
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 We got intimate for the first time right, and we were in bed right, and her legs were wide open fully nude.

this was the first time ive ever seen a female vagina in person and yeah so, I approach her and think to myself, yo - i better start off with some foreplay. (because google said that foreplay loosens her up, and that touching her clit to open up her vagina gate isnt true)

I sat on her stomach and I imagined her clits were game controller buttons and i rapidly tapped her clits like i was playing street fighter 2 turbo. I tapped L and R twice but the Barrell Roll failed, buttsex was not initiated. I was thinking of E Honda and that super fast karate chop thing he does so it would motivate me to go faster ( and get my mind off sex so i wouldnt finish early).

i got a little over excited and she started to scream then she kicked me off and ran from me. She went to the kitchen and started to cry and now shes calling her brother and I think hes going to kick my ass.

was she mad because I wasnt pressing it fast enough? I am really good at mario party games so im kinda confused
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kd.
Fri Aug 18 2006, 04:03AM
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 LOL!
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[FT] CaTPooP
Fri Aug 18 2006, 04:24AM
nightrider
 [FT] CaTPooP
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 hahahaha

Wu-banga wrote ...


I am really good at mario party games so im kinda confused


lawlz
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emerican
Fri Aug 18 2006, 04:25AM
emerican
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 it was nice knowing u wu

yeah thatis confusing... did you try the double-punch barrel roll?
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mad + bad
Fri Aug 18 2006, 07:08AM
mad + bad
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 Wrong button combination - I think you unlocked a new player.
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BuBBLe GooSe
Fri Aug 18 2006, 07:24AM
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 BuBBLe GooSe
Registered Member #163 Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PM
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 (Wu is the one in the White Robe. tongue)
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.4ngryToasters
Fri Aug 18 2006, 12:10PM
you would
 .4ngryToasters
Registered Member #149 Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM
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 Well here's your problem, you forgot to rotate the joy-stick.
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COCK SMOKNG FAG
Fri Aug 18 2006, 12:42PM
JIZZ EATER
 COCK SMOKNG FAG
Registered Member #303 Joined: Sat Jun 17 2006, 05:07PM
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 hado-ken always worked for me. was that on sega genesis or on super nintendo? il give u a few pointers, practice on chun li anyway she has a faster kick then ehonda has arm,
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kevin
Fri Aug 18 2006, 01:21PM
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 kevin
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 lol, did you mash the buttons, or were you going for combos?

wow, kern...quadruple post!
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emerican
Fri Aug 18 2006, 01:35PM
emerican
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 holy shit fucking quadruple post kernel lol
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2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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