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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
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Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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unblock me so i can block you first
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Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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Madvillain
Fri Aug 20 2010, 09:23AM Print
Madvillain
Registered Member #445 Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM
Posts: 2233
 LOL alright

so I'm at the bar dancing with this sexy indian bitch i went to high school with (Vector, Zara was looking nice tonight) and then i go in for the kiss but then she gets all stiff and is like nahhh and blah blah with a whole bunch of excuses in the world

then my boy begins the whole night trying to beast on that same Indian chick which gets me angry because i swear hes only trying to get at that because im trying to get at that but whatever, I say fuck you faggots and i leave and circle the bar


but then christina ( a group friend ) tries to convince me to smoke sum bud, but the thing is i gave up weed months ago so i tell her no i cant, but her and this indian chick i was hiting on all night and my two "friends" go out to smoke sum weed, which gets me fucking more pissed because my boy is a bitch when it comes to smoking, but when it comes to smoking with bitches i was hiting on all night, hes all for it

but again, i say whatever and am now back at the club/bar alone

so i start up a convo with this chick at the bar who was eyeing me all night and i say watsup blah blah and so she starts sayin things like "oh i have been eyeing you all night" and " oh i saw you when you came in" etc etc

so i ask her number and and shes gives it to me and we separae

by now its 4 30 am and im drunk as fuck driving home when i say to myself, "dam, im so horny id fuck that bitch i gave my number"

so i hit this chick up who jus gave me her number, and she answers lol but shes so drunk she can't even make coherent sentences, so i saw" alright, im going to go home, get my gps, so give me you your address so i can find you"

so i get home and get my gps, but no call or text, and all i get when icall her is voicemail

no nothing

and now i go to sleep horny and with a headache

btw one of my boys got arrested in this chaos which was supposed to be a celebration of my last weekend back home....

yea i post to drunkly vent. AND WHAT.

no one had a worst night than me.



g bitches...
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Maddogme
Fri Aug 20 2010, 12:42PM
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Registered Member #964 Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM
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 lol I love you Madv. Your drunken rants make FT so great.
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V3cT0rMan
Fri Aug 20 2010, 03:42PM
v3ct0rman
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Registered Member #1160 Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PM
Posts: 608
 LOLcats
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Buddha
Fri Aug 20 2010, 05:05PM
Boodz
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Registered Member #528 Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PM
Posts: 1085
 I live to hear your drunken escapades.
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peacebypeice
Fri Aug 20 2010, 05:29PM
peacebypeice
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Registered Member #925 Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM
Posts: 1452
 ouch, drunk blue balls eh
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Madvillain
Fri Aug 20 2010, 05:56PM
Madvillain
Registered Member #445 Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM
Posts: 2233
 lol my name is Alexander Johnson, and im an alcoholic.

but yea, lol heres the kicker, that chick that i was trying to hit up called me this morning and told me she had a little daughter

DONT THINK ILL BE CALLING HER AGAIN
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Kcow
Fri Aug 20 2010, 07:34PM
Kcow
Registered Member #643 Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM
Posts: 1921
 Can I hear threesome?
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peacebypeice
Fri Aug 20 2010, 10:13PM
peacebypeice
 peacebypeice
Registered Member #925 Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM
Posts: 1452
 ^LOL SO HARD
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V3cT0rMan
Fri Aug 20 2010, 11:59PM
v3ct0rman
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Registered Member #1160 Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PM
Posts: 608
 THIS THREAD IS A GREAT COMBINATION OF FAIL AND LOLs
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Glas4d
Sat Aug 21 2010, 02:09AM
Glas4d
Registered Member #756 Joined: Sat Jun 23 2007, 10:49PM
Posts: 1717
Kcow wrote ...

Can I hear threesome?
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New counter-strike fellas....
1 year ago
You'll survive covid?
2 years ago
Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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