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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
I jizzed my historic pants when i came across a news article on my Droid Everything widget. The DUKE has returned after 12 fucking years. The man who introduced us to FPS gore and video game nudity. The man who kicks ass and chews bubble gum... ...and once again is all out of gum. Holy fucking bipedal pigs Batman! Maybe i should skip more lines in this post... I mean really... I REMEMBER PLAYING THIS SHIT ON MY PC RUNNING DOS!!!! FFS THE DUKE IS BACK!!!!! (I hope im not the only one stoked about this) Now on to an article and some videos... Some quick history -[link]- The King -[link]- 3D Realms Website -[link]- Some random article -[link]- The old teaser trailer from 3 years ago -[link]- -[link]- For christ sake it is all real. And he is as old school as it gets. I mean really, the beginning of the demo you had to control your dick while peeing into a urinal. And another part was Duke getting a blowjob from twins and he shouts out "This game better be good cuz it took 12 fucking years to make!" YES THE IMMORTAL BAD ASS LEGEND IS BACK! FUCK YEA! I FEEL 10 YEARS OLD AGAIN!!!! Edited Sat Sep 04 2010, 06:57PM |
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
let's see if it hits the shelves this time haha | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
This is for real this time bro! They have a fucking almost polished product for all three systems! | ||
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| Maddogme |
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
I'm glad to know some of us don't go on 4chan. | ||
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
what? how did you get 4chan from duke nukem? | ||
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
This news is like a day or so old, and Maddog is saying how he would have known if he goes on 4chan. It wasn't only on 4chan, btw... It's been on the front page of Reddit for a while now too. Needless to say, it looks awesome. It opens with a tutorial on how to piss into a urinal, and ends with you getting yr dick sucked by two twins. (the demo, that is) |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM Posts: 1776 |
kd. wrote ... This news is like a day or so old, and Maddog is saying how he would have known if he goes on 4chan. When I said "Us" I was referring to the community/clan. not myself. Sorry for any confusion there. |
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| George Stobbart (IRL) |
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Joined: Fri Oct 12 2007, 08:00PMPosts: 21 |
This is great news, The Duke is a part of gaming history, I cant wait to play this, I hope its FPS though and not 3d Rock on son, we'll be ripping of peoples heads and shitting downs peoples necks once again ha ha ha cant wait | ||
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
Oh thanks for the clarification, where is the demo? | ||
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v3ct0rman
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Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PMPosts: 608 |
Kcow wrote ...
Oh thanks for the clarification, where is the demo? |
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