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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Exhibit A -[link]- As shown, the women love it. If not then they wouldnt keep going. You must satisfy their needs. Exhibit B -[link]- If you read between the lines, "ahhhh! ahhhh! ahhh!! Owweee!!" really means "yes! yes! yes! Keep going deeper!" Some people are scared that they might get shit on. This is because they just dont do it correctly. If you plan to wander down the dark tunnel then you must prepare for it correctly. First you need to keep track of what she ate and drank the day before and the morning of. Keep track of when she goes to the bathroom and only do it preferably after a shower so her brown eye does not look like it has allergies. Secondly, buy a bottle of her favorite wine.* Wine is better then liquor cuz unlike a liquor drunk, wine drunk does not make you too numb. You want her to feel it cuz the facial expressions is an even better turn on. Wine drunk helps relax the body's muscles (sphincter included). This makes it easier on you to pierce the small back doggy door, and more importantly, makes it easier for your little you. * If she doesnt like wine then liquor is fine. If she wants anal sex and is the one who initiates it then these first two steps are useless. This means that she is comfortable enough to know she wont have to take a shit anytime soon and her large intestinal tract is clear. This also means she wants to feel every move of your giant manhood deep inside her no no place. 3rd step, and MOST IMPORTANT is lube. Lots and lots of lube. If done correctly, and slowly at first, then this will be one of MANY anal experiences you will have with this person. If done right, all she will feel at first is pressure but no pain. If it hurts that means your going too fast and/or not enough lube. Once the initial "pop" happens dont start thrusting away like you just got out of prison, took lots of steroids, and entered a whorehouse. You must go nice and easy and slow. This could take 10 minutes after the initial pop. Use your body language. Read hers. You will know when to start going faster. (She might just say to do it). My ex-girlfriend hit me when i went slower cuz i thought it was hurting. She turned around and left a hand print on my face and screamed faster. I was so shocked i almost went flaccid. When all else fails, if she screams stop and starts crying you can be sure she will claim rape so you must scream back "surprise!" This negates all rape charges. Good luck and have fun! Edited Mon Oct 24 2011, 06:21PM |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
posting in win thread. and saving for later use |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
I took a class that was about the exploration of sex, don't know if you guys have heard of terms such as the "male Gaze", exploring the sexual experiences from both a male and Female point of view (kinda stumbled into this class), and overall a different perspective on sexuality i didnt even know existed. Regardless, toward the end of the course we ended off with a discussion on Anal sex, and established the idea that Anal sex is one of the most expressive forms of ones love for another. we didnt really get too deep into because our class was a bunch of pussies, but overall, coming from a man with 2 phd's, (one in some kind of Philosophy and another in English something, i forget) anal sex can be a beautiful experience.... |
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Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
i think getting a bottle a grey goose is good this girl seems like a freak (don't take it disrespectful Vec, but I'm jus sayin she seems like she would be down, i could be wrong though) but anyways i have talked to some girls about it who have had a a rough time with some anal noobs sooooo id say listen to the lube notes and dont rush Edited Sat Jul 30 2011, 02:46PM | ||
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Hell, Glitch has a lot of preparation. I'm lucky enough to have a girl that requires zero preparation. First, I do my normal thing where I just ram it in her vagina and go to town. After about 5-10 minutes of that, she will give me a certain moan or look letting me know she wants me to move it down there. Her vagina is usually so wet that that IS my lube. The first step is obviously sticking it in the hole. You can't just shove it all the way in there and go to town like you can with a vagina. You have to take it very slow and ease it in there. It usually takes around 45 seconds to a minute with my girlfriend. She has me stop when I initially stick it in there and then she'll give me the go to push it in a little further. It's like backing a car into a garage. Once you're deep enough, she gives me the thumbs up. I start off at a little slow tempo, and she'll grab my head, suck my face off, whisper in my ear, "I want you to do it harder," and that's when I start going to town. Simply put, a girl that loves it away from her bald butter boat is a keeper. I've never got poop on my dick ever out of the many times I've done anal sex if you know what you're doing. Glitch's guide is good. The brown cheerio as long as it's attached to a woman is your friend. |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
That guy in exhibit A's dick is too small for anal on that chick... that chick also seems pretty chill. | ||
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
I found a good guide on the anal sex. -[link]- | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
[quote] I found a good guide on the anal sex. -[link]- [/quote1312222679] seen it |
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v3ct0rman
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Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PMPosts: 608 |
Seems like a solid anal 101 guide especially the part about lots of lube I figured that was a necessity. Whether or not my girl would be up for it...well that's another story but she's brought it up before and told me that she's kinda curious but not sure if she'd wanna try it. I think i have to wait til a little longer into our relationship before i tackle anal with her but i have a feeling she might be down only other thing is not getting shit on my dick...that's not cool. Had an ex tell me she tried anal and shit on the guys dick and I'm pretty sure he was simultaneously pissed and disgusted. So i guess if we do, we'd have to plan for it and make sure everything's perfect |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
a little shit never hurt anyone. But in all honesty... if shes curious, she will be down. IMPORTANT: As gay as it sounds to "want everything to be perfect" it is a NECESSITY! First time must be flawless. This will create MANY MANY MANY more opportunities in the near future to bang her ass. Just tell her it will feel like she is taking a shit at first until the feeling becomes more natural. EDIT: Oh, and if while in the middle of it she says that she hates this and never wants to do it again.. then ram her as hard and fast as you can because there is a good chance it wont happen again. So enjoy it now! Edited Mon Aug 01 2011, 08:21PM |
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