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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
I believe Will Ferrel said it best when he made his documentary about the evolution of species migrating into new food chains: . I was naive, I thought this might take centuries, maybe decades... But then I saw this: . Bottom line: they've learned to walk and we're all fucked. Is there a more efficient predator than a shark? Doubtful, since they haven't had to change at all since the dinosaurs walked the earth... Until now. I blame the fishing industry for fucking with their food supply. They just had a shark council meeting and said "Hey, who the hell are these assholes? Let's go eat them too." I know this news clip says it was "dumped" on that guy's (prey's) property, but we all know that everything in the news is exactly 50% BS. That friggin thing walked there. I equate this effort to the US space program in the 1950's. The sharks didn't know how long they could stay alive on land, or how far they could go, this one was the guinea pig. Soon we will start to hear stories of disappearances, with strange things like a trail of water left in the hallway, or a full tub left overflowing. Then, D-day. Sharks will cascade upon us by the thousands. Great Whites swallowing school busses full of children. Hammerheads will infiltrate our every branch of government, dressed as politicians. And nurse sharks will defeat our military by learning to wield the guns of their fallen prey. I'm telling you, we're all fucked. Which is why I'm taking a serious investment in Orca whales (the only known predator of sharks). Try getting around a moat filled with black and white death fuckers. Edited Sat Aug 13 2011, 01:08AM | ||
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
i'm hooked as shit on river monsters one, bet you its a bull shark two, they've been found as far up as 1400 miles from the coast in FRESH water three, bull shark attacks compared to great white shark attacks are far more deadly, very few escape a bull shark got my appendix taken out a week and a half ago, i've watched every episode on netflix lol |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
btw, .4ngryToasters: "Which is why I'm taking a serious investment in Orca whales (the only known predator of sharks). Try getting around a moat filled with black and white death fuckers. " this lol |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
LOL NOOOOOO!!!!!!! We are screwed!!! But yea. Bull sharks in freshwater? That blows. They have an organ that is a salt reserve. That shit is so cool. |
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| Madvillain |
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Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
"LETS GET SOME MORE LION" lolol.. |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
i'm sorry i just cannot stop watching that video lol an 800 pound tuna and 20 of his friends idk makes me cheese every time luuuulllllsss |
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