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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Take my advice. Don't try Trojans "Extended" with climax control lubricant. And no, i am not having an issue. I bought a box of them and some arousal enhancing shit to get a little kinky with the old battle axe. Had her house to ourselves for like 5 hours and so i figured sexual marathon. Well... fuck that shit. Nothing is scarier than your entire penis going numb. For a moment i felt like a woman. After about 5 minutes with the condom on, the effects took place and i couldnt feel a god damn thing. Erection goes bye bye obviously. The whole fucking thing sucked. So there i am butt naked, with my penis in hand and i can't even feel that it is there. It's just a useless piece of hanging flesh at that point. Kind of like a skin tag. So i made pasta, drank some corona, and watched The Mask. meh Edited Mon Feb 27 2012, 07:55PM |
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| Cookie Monster |
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Registered Member #770
Joined: Tue Jul 03 2007, 03:16PMPosts: 696 |
" For a moment i felt like a woman " Noted. | ||
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| V3cT0rMan |
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v3ct0rman
Registered Member #1160
Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PMPosts: 608 |
shit happened to a friend of mine who used spermacidal condoms. He said it was a weird feeling too. Not cool bro, not cool | ||
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
Registered Member #159
Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
This title lies. Can you really call 5 minutes to limp dick having sex? I had the lube out, and tissues next to my bed ready to go, and boy was I disappointed. | ||
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
Rusty wrote ... This title lies. Can you really call 5 minutes to limp dick having sex? I had the lube out, and tissues next to my bed ready to go, and boy was I disappointed. im so sorry dude =( i fixed the title for u |
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
Oh god damn, that's a hilarious misfortune. | ||
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scope_uk
Registered Member #389
Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PMPosts: 598 |
You're wearing them wrong, you're supposed to turn them inside out. | ||
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