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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
b4ndito wrote ... Knightrider wrote ... Yesterday must have been when all the higher ups (except B4ndito) got laid. Text messages with Knightrider: "Hey Knight, skittles is having trouble with the server. Can you or Alex help him out?" "I had my dick inside of my fiance when you asked that, sorry" "... Okay" I know you're like gonna be married and sex is rare for you but I don't need to go out of my way to brag  But no, I didn't get laid last night  I wasn't bragging, that was my excuse  When me and my fiance first started dating it was every day, sometimes multiple times a day. Now it's like once a week. Sucks. We get in fights over it all the time.
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doctorphate
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Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AMPosts: 699 |
When you still dont get laid even in your dreams its an issue. | ||
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
doctorphate wrote ... When you still dont get laid even in your dreams its an issue. I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope your dry spell ends. |
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
bustin out knuckle babies allllll dayyyyyy | ||
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doctorphate
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b4ndito wrote ... doctorphate wrote ... When you still dont get laid even in your dreams its an issue. I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope your dry spell ends. Me? Fuck no. My woman is a fucking nympho. unfortunately this time I'M the one limiting the amount of sex happening. My dick would fucking fall off if we had sex every time she wanted it. |
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v3ct0rman
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Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PMPosts: 608 |
peacebypeice wrote ... lawl knuckle babies
bustin out knuckle babies allllll dayyyyyy |
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Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
V3cT0rMan wrote ... peacebypeice wrote ... lawl knuckle babiesbustin out knuckle babies allllll dayyyyyy story of my life |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
doctorphate wrote ... b4ndito wrote ... doctorphate wrote ... When you still dont get laid even in your dreams its an issue. I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope your dry spell ends. Me? Fuck no. My woman is a fucking nympho. unfortunately this time I'M the one limiting the amount of sex happening. My dick would fucking fall off if we had sex every time she wanted it. Story of my life. |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
gLiTch wrote ... doctorphate wrote ... b4ndito wrote ... doctorphate wrote ... When you still dont get laid even in your dreams its an issue. I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope your dry spell ends. Me? Fuck no. My woman is a fucking nympho. unfortunately this time I'M the one limiting the amount of sex happening. My dick would fucking fall off if we had sex every time she wanted it. Story of my life. Enjoy it while you can, folks. It won't last. Trust me, it won't last. |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
Knightrider wrote ... gLiTch wrote ... doctorphate wrote ... b4ndito wrote ... doctorphate wrote ... When you still dont get laid even in your dreams its an issue. I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope your dry spell ends. Me? Fuck no. My woman is a fucking nympho. unfortunately this time I'M the one limiting the amount of sex happening. My dick would fucking fall off if we had sex every time she wanted it. Story of my life. Enjoy it while you can, folks. It won't last. Trust me, it won't last. I out of all people already know this. 7 years with the same woman and i had sex once every 2-3 weeks. This current one however, fundamentally believes that the more sex the better....as a life long commitment. |
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