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gLiTch

New counter-strike fellas....

1 year ago

scope_uk

You'll survive covid?

2 years ago

Evilpig

Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-

2 years ago

Evilpig

Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-

2 years ago

gLiTch

Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.

3 years ago

Zero

Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much

3 years ago

JapJap

Hi, hope everyone is doing well.

3 years ago

Maddogme

unblock me so i can block you first

3 years ago

amishburrito

How's firefighting?

3 years ago

amishburrito

Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick

3 years ago

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Wu-banga

Wed Oct 11 2006, 08:10AM

Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561

When I was a kid, I had a friend named Matt who was mentally retarded.

He always had the latest and greated Nintendo games, as well as a swimming pool and all the beverages I could drink, so I always liked spending time there along with my other friends.

Well, one day while I was over, for some reason he wanted to show me an old Halloween costume of his, even though it was the middle of summer.

When he came out of the bathroom, he was wearing this:

The thing is, he was maybe like 13 at the time and quite chubby, so this costume was a pretty tight fit.

Then, he grabbed me and threw me on the couch. I really didn't think anything of it since we always played rough. But what he did next really threw me for a loop.

So he pulls down his pants, then his underwear and says "HEY LOOK, FUUURR!"

I was only like 9 years old at the time, so I had no idea what was going on.

But then, he starts taking MY pants off. I told him to stop, but all he said was "SHUT UP HEXUM." (Hexum is not my real name, of course)

Now I'm sitting on the couch haphazardly with my pants at my ankles, and then he sits next me with his penis still hanging out. Reaching over, he pulls my underwear down some, and starts playing with my penis. Of course I thought it was odd, and was utterly confused, but for some reason, I didn't have much of a problem with it (no I'm not gay - I was just a stupid kid).

Then after this, he twirled his erect penis in a helicopter motion and yelled "WHOOOOOOOOOOO" and made circular movements with his hips.

After awhile, he stops, then he moves closer and then straddles my legs and starts sword fighting with me - my penis versus his.

I was like "what the hell are you doing!?" but all he does is laughs and continues on.

All those beverages I had had early were starting to take its toll, and coupled with all the penis-fondling, I really had to take a leak - that's when I came up with a great idea.

I started giggling, and he asks "WHAT'S SO FUNNY HEXUM?"

So I pissed all over him and he yells "AHHH, WHAT THE FUCK HEXUM!?!?!"

He then pushed himself off of me and ran into the bathroom to take a shower with his costume still on.
Edited Wed Oct 11 2006, 10:58AM

HellDASH_theDAM

Wed Oct 11 2006, 10:32AM

Registered Member #332 Joined: Sun Jul 09 2006, 12:01AM
Posts: 156

lmfoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is fucking hilarious dude.

HellDASH_theDAM

Wed Oct 11 2006, 10:35AM

Registered Member #332 Joined: Sun Jul 09 2006, 12:01AM
Posts: 156

but dude there special kids get all the good stuff. there was this one girl who whenever som1 tapped a pen or whitled the lightest and lowest tone shed go "ssssssttttttop itttttt!!!!!!!!!!" then shed moan and groan nd yell at those ppl. then there was another mental retarted girl that used to actually get into fist fights with another because if wat she did in class.

how fucked up is that.