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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
I love how every time Wu posts a new cousin thread, the people who are fairly new to the forums think it's true and laugh their ass off. I know it's not, but I still laugh my ass off. | ||
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Registered Member #223
Joined: Wed Apr 26 2006, 10:53PMPosts: 126 |
You mean people post thing that aren't true? NO WAY!! Wu, tell her that she just makes you feel that comfortable, and that that action was a sign proving you two are meant to be together. Advice for the future, if a woman freaks out like there is a poisonous snake,.... YOU FAUCKING TREAT IT LIKE ONE. No matter what it is, you shoulda been like........ "flashback/dream sequence".... "Aight mate, this is the corn spekled brown momba. Native to dormatory bathroom showers and known to not be shy, SO LOOK OUT, It'll bite 'cha. Now what I'm gonna do is try to sneak up on him and grab him by the colla so he cant go messin' with any sheilas. I gottem, Krikey!, thats a big one, better get him back in the comode with the rest of his family." Women like it when you have a controled freak out to their obviously histerical freak out, instead of immediately jumping into the arguement you win in context, but lose in eternity. Since you didn't attack the snake and make the shower safe; I suggest you chaulk it up to oopsIcrappedmypants-itis, and/or taco bell. Now, as for preventing this. Always get out of the shower to fart, even if you don't have company; the heat and water act as a blanket trapping in poisonous gases. If there are people outside of the bathroom, then put the towel around you sopping wet, step out of the bathroom and fart. If their was anyone watching you, ask if they smell something buring, this will explain the reason you got out of shower while it was running and will set up their suspicions of there really being something burning once they smell your flatulance. -- This has been part 4 in the valuable advice from awse series -- |
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The Original MilfHunter
Registered Member #163
Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
Wu, just tell her that the turd was a sign of affection, as in... |
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Chaser of Orbs
Registered Member #312
Joined: Sat Jun 24 2006, 02:02PMPosts: 193 |
kddude wrote ... yup I love how every time Wu posts a new cousin thread, the people who are fairly new to the forums think it's true and laugh their ass off. I know it's not, but I still laugh my ass off.  I love these stories. I think I'm going to go home and look in forum archives and save them all to my computer. Copyright 2006 Wu-Banga, of course I love you Wu! |
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Registered Member #101
Joined: Thu Dec 29 2005, 01:04AMPosts: 578 |
I think we should start a forum just for Wu and his cousin storys 
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Wu, you need to get some new material. | ||
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
I was thinking the same thing fetus, I feel like a washed up old geezer that has to rehash used ideas that are bland, but idiots still buy into it (Diddy anyone?) j/k im the idiot not you guys  you've been lacking as well fetus, step up to the plate bitch Edited Fri Nov 03 2006, 10:21PM |
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