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I have loved to eat yogurt all my life
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Wu-banga
Wed Nov 08 2006, 03:40AM Print
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561
 Guys..I have come across a wonderful site! It is very informative, well prepared, funny and stimulating, and I find myself going after my cousin every time I read it!

I would like to share with you fishies some interesting information, as it was derived from this websites good work. First of all, I have loved to eat yogurt all my life. I specially like it plain, without fruit or sugar. I just love the slightly acid taste it has.

I also love to eat out my cousin, and have loved it since I first tried it many stories ago. I specially love that acid taste, which I find fascinating. But it wasn't until I read this website that I connected both experiences. In their flora section I learned that it is lactobacillus that produces the acidic taste on both!

As I love my cousin so much that it hurts, and I want to have her in everything I do, I decided to produce yogurt with my cousin's lactobacillus. I bought a yogurt machine, which is just an electric contraption that keeps small cups constantly at body temperature. I put plain milk in each cup, and then with the full and loving help of my cousin, I swabbed a bit of her vaginal juices and put a small bit in each cup. I then mixed the contents in each cup, plugged in the machine and waited overnight.

The results were fabulous! I love the product, which I call Cousin Yogurt, or "Cogurt" and feel a special loving warmth each breakfast as I know I am eating her out! I have taken a few cups to work, which I store in the office fridge. A female co-worker took one from me, ate it, and liked it so much that she is asking me where I got it, but I do not dare tell her where it came from!

For the new batches I do not have to bother my cousin, as I just use part of an old yogurt to make the new ones. I imagine that the taste and cultures will stabilize with time, as I prepare one batch after the other. I will also try it with other types of milk (non-pasteurised, fat free, farm milk, etc). I will keep you posted on new developments, but I urge you all to try it. It is worth the trouble! Edited Wed Nov 08 2006, 04:45AM
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Wed Nov 08 2006, 04:28AM
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 i find myself asking, will you ever cross the line? where is this supposed line and why is it so fuckin funny
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Wed Nov 08 2006, 04:30AM
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 A failed attempt on continuing the cousin saga, while branching out.
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aborted fetus
Wed Nov 08 2006, 04:33AM
The All-Cum Diet
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 Wu, get new material, son. If you don't, I will cut you off from my semen. Edited Wed Nov 08 2006, 04:34AM
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Knightrider
Wed Nov 08 2006, 12:16PM
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 Fetus is teh semen God.
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kremit
Wed Nov 08 2006, 07:26PM
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 i personally read this whole post... i dont read the entirety of most posts. I liked it
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Kirby
Wed Nov 08 2006, 10:17PM
Kirby
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 well...heh..not really sure what to say about that yogurt...lol...but i know one thing though...thats preety damn gross. i guess this im gonna have to get used to stuff like this lol smile
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Noname|Boom
Thu Nov 09 2006, 12:28AM
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 GIMME SOME OF THAT DAMN YOGURT, SON! tongue
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Knightrider
Thu Nov 09 2006, 12:55AM
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 Bend over, Noname.
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aborted fetus
Thu Nov 09 2006, 01:52AM
The All-Cum Diet
 aborted fetus
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 I like Man Yogurt.
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