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| joker |
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Registered Member #14
Joined: Sat Nov 19 2005, 05:27AMPosts: 157 |
so anyway, i'm gonna tell you guy all about my awesome adventure on friday the 17, november 2006. my adventure starts out at school on the day before the 17th. i had currently been recieving numerous requests for mdma that week so i decided to talk to some people and get to my bro about hooking me up with a candy man. I talk to my bro about hooking me up with an candy man and he agreed. i was to get some people to buy/give me their money in advanced and go to pick the shit up friday. my friends bought a total of 6 and suddenly my candy man decides he'll only sell to me in 10's. so 6 was out of the question. so i was selling my ex for 15 a pop and was buying them for 10 a pop so i already had 90 and threw in 10 more of my own money to get 10 tabs and just sell the last four later. so i had my plan, i talked to my girl about finding me a motor-vehicle and she hooked me up. My bro told me the candy man was getting off work at 6 and that i'd be able to drive out to his house to get them from him. everything is fucking great until my mom calls my cellphone. i'm at my bestfriends house getting ready to go pick up this x and my mom tells me about some nice little deal that got charged to my stepdad's credit card about some stupid website for like 24 dollars. i'm sure you're thinking that's not too bad because i can pay them back or something, but ironcially it was to a website called 'buymedsquick.com' used for buying prescription drugs over the internet. and yes, they thought exactly what you're thinking right now. all i can tell you is that i never went there. fuck you if you dont' believe me. my stepdad yells at me for a lil, my mom crys a little and i get off the phone and discuss this with my crew who were at my friend's house. we all decided God doesn't want me to deal drugs because he did this to me. but it is pretty ironic how there was a magic subscription to a pillpopper website and me dealing 10 tabs of ex that day, eh? so 6.00 rolls around and my bro calls me up. he tells me the man can't get off work until 7 now... and by now i'm already pissed because i promised my guys i'd get their fucking thizz to them at 6.30 so i'm already putting my guys off for another 30 minutes. so i call my guys and one of them wants to pull out, but i can't do that because if he pulls out that's 30 dollars from me that i don't have so it would ruin the whole deal. plus the guy's plan was me to give him my money, he goes to get a big batch of mdma with my money and his money and then he brings me my 10 tabs back. i figured that'd be a shitty idea so i was already fucking twice as pissed off. AND he wanting 25 fucking dollars more than we origianlly agreed on. what a fucking cunt. luckily my lady friend had some cash on her and was gonna give me 30 for 2 of my extra rolls. but my girl talks him into it and we wait till 7. by fucking 7 it took nearly an hour for the dude to talk back to his candy man just to fucking tell me he can't get it to me until 11. so i call my guys and tell them what's goin on. they're all good with it except the guy that wanted to pull out before. so i just canceled it and then the guy came and picked his money up. so i go to the bowling alley high as fuck, i visit my girlfriend and get a little something because i told her i wasn't feeling good. =) later that night around 12.30 my candy man called me back, saying he could probably come get it from me, but i was already 30 dollars out so i could only buy 7 if he felt like selling them for 10 a piece but he couldn't cuz he's a fucking dick and doesn't know how to deal drugs. so if he calls back later tonight i'm gonna tell him to take a roll and shove it up his ass. just to feel it tingle. so don't buy drugs |
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| DarkNarf |
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Surf Owner/Operator
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Joined: Tue Nov 29 2005, 01:47AMPosts: 409 |
lol poor joker... ex puts holes in your brain anyways. ;D you got saved the trubble ;D | ||
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| kremit |
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Space Monkey
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Joined: Sat Nov 12 2005, 03:26AMPosts: 378 |
My brain is like swiss cheese. Feels damn good, anyone got some turkey and mustard? |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
damn, that sux, hope you feel better soon 
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| Knightrider |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Look at the bright side. At least you got the ass. | ||
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| nostie |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
pure mdma is a lot better for you than a mixture of the shit that comes in different tabs, I've heard. Tough day dude. |
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| AwsedreswA |
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Registered Member #223
Joined: Wed Apr 26 2006, 10:53PMPosts: 126 |
I don't doubt your parents got wind of it. You had multiple different people involved. And you were careless enough in your endeavour to post a thread about your subsequent failure. You were going through too much work and involving too many people for hardly any return ($50). Just to be the man with connections? Fuck that shit dude, you wana try a new substance don't involve 10 people. If your regular wacky tobaccy customers / "thrower downers" want other shit, tell them you don't wana fux with it. Besides, pills are a slippery slope. You got the kit to test if your shit is pure? Doesn't matter who you know your getting it from, family or GF w/e. If you cant put it to the test you don't know facts, you know hear-say. You gonna pass your boy's some shit identified on here-say? In addition to the fact that you coulda got something besides what you are looking for, what if you got what you were looking for? Some people are allergic to that shit, what if one of the 10 people that woulda been dosed was allergic? Or worse, what if they liked it and wouldn't leave you alone about that shit everytime you saw them. Granted x is not that unsafe in infrequent normal doses. But it gets you high by altering brain cells, not just brain chemistry. Thus the term e-tard, because your brain can't recoop from it as fast as alcohol or gnomish grass. One weekend of an e-binge can leave you scarred for a week or more. One of the symptoms of being e-tarded is that you can't speak properly, muttering your words and pausing at weird times. I think that we shouldn't dissallow substances. But control is a must. I might agree to selling a certain grade / potency of herb on the same shelf as alcohol. But, im not going to put e on that shelf. That shit would be behind the counter and you'd have to sign for it. Yeah it was there at one point, not sure why it left. Probably has to do with e-tards and look alike drugs. Anyway, moral of your story has nothing to do with drugs. --"Make sure the juice is worth the squeeze, before you waste your Friday looking for fruit" |
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Registered Member #355
Joined: Sun Jul 23 2006, 06:38AMPosts: 244 |
maybe u should move to atlantic city i can walk out on my door step and get whatever i want when i want thats the good thing about living in the hood | ||
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
Jesus Awse. Calm down man. He was just telling us that he had a shitty day. No need for an essay on why his story wasn't about drugs. | ||
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| joker |
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Registered Member #14
Joined: Sat Nov 19 2005, 05:27AM Posts: 157 |
awes, you're depressing. no one in kansas city cares about that kind of shit. they just think if it fucks you up then it's good. and i really didn't want to cancel because one of the guys i was getting the x too was a friend of new druggie friend of mine whose ass deep in pills which i could buy and sell. and 50 dollars profit is quite a bit for drug dealing... i don't think you know what you're talking about. not everything moves in bulk. don't be such a dick, awes. Edited Sun Nov 19 2006, 01:32PM |
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